Trump To Investors – Buy The F**king Dip!

It should not come as a huge surprise but shortly after the Dow Jones Industrial Average dropped over 1000 points – among its biggest daily drops in history, President Trump has quickly tweeted that all is well, buy the dip…

Trump began by calming investor angst:

“The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA… We are in contact with everyone and all relevant countries. CDC & World Health have been working hard and very smart.”

Ok, but cases and deaths are going exponential outside of China? Ignore that Trump says, because:

“Stock Market starting to look very good to me!”

Or put another way – Buy The Fucking Dip!

Which is odd considering the S&P and Dow lost their year-to-date gains, and global stocks suffered one of their worst days in the last decade…

The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA. We are in contact with everyone and all relevant countries. CDC & World Health have been working hard and very smart. Stock Market starting to look very good to me!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 24, 2020

We really shouldn’t mock because the last time he issued one of these ‘buy the fucking dip’ tweets was on Christmas Day 2018 amid the bloodbathery… and it turned out to be a great trade!

And don’t forget when President Obama called the 2009 bottom… saying on March 3rd 2009 that “now is a good time for investors with a long-term perspective to buy stocks.”