Kids React to Common Core: ‘Mommy, Please Home-School Me’

Another day of school, another Common Core horror
story. Parents in Royal Palm Beach, Florida complained to
administrators that their children are languishing under
Core-aligned instruction and standardized testing. One parent
reported that her third-grade son comes home from school every day
thinking he is stupid because he can’t pass his tests. “Mommy,
please home-school me,” he begged,
according to The Palm Beach Post.

Lest anyone assume the kid is the problem, keep in mind that
some teachers don’t even have access to textbooks that are aligned
to the required tests, according to statements made by a teacher at
the parents meeting last week. (Note:
This is a common occurrence.)

The test themselves are wholly computerized, which presents a
problem for the kindergartners required to take them:

Hours to prep for computerized testing of
kindergartners. “I watched a student suffer for over an
hour. They had no idea how to work the computer mouse.”  Five
teachers, working one-on-one with students got only 10 of 120
students done in one school day. “That night I went home and
cried.”  – Chris White, teacher at a Title 1 elementary
school

Children don’t know the language – what’s ‘drag and
drop’ to a child who’s not worked on a computer? .
The books were designed to go with one test, we’re using another. –
Karla Yurick, 5th grade math teacher

I can understand the desire to impose some amount of
standardized testing on schoolchildren for the purposes of
measuring teacher effectiveness. But there comes a point where the
insanity of computerized exams for five-year-olds trumps any
legitimate interest taxpayers may have in holding teachers
accountable for their students’ progress.

The best that can be said for Common Core is that it encourages
home-schooling.

Hat tip: Eric Owens / The Daily Caller