Mrs. Horseman's Finishing School and Fight Club for Libertarian Women

Do you know a woman wanting to learn about a different way to survive
and thrive in America today?

Curriculum

Hands on experience with…

  • Working in a garden (horseshit 101)
  • Harvesting seasonal foods
  • Preserving the harvest
  • Raising beef, chicken, and rabbit
  • Butchering chicken and rabbit
  • Milking a family cow
  • Cheese making
  • Preparing healthy meals
  • Riding horses – hunt seat (nearly every day)
  • Dog training – protection
  • Trail running – minimalist
  • Yoga – Kundalini
  • Prayer, meditation, music, and recovery
  • Tactical knife – with certified instructor
  • Tactical pistol – with certified instructor
  • The basics of collecting and trading gold and silver coins

 

 

Mrs. Horseman’s curriculum vitae

  • Lifelong Christian
  • Debutante (lol-true, but still lol)
  • NCAA athlete
  • Bachelor’s in biology
  • Parent of a merit scholar
    and NCAA athlete
  • 20 + years of marriage
  • 20 + years of yoga
  • 30 + years of breading, training, and showing horses
  • Active in recovery

 

Prerequisites

  • Over 18 years old
  • Recent completion of a 5k or longer run
  • No severe allergies
  • A certification of health and fitness
  • Clean and sober
  • Recent attendance of at least one 12-step meeting*
  • Have read each of the following five books before visiting:
    • The Omnivore’s Dilemma, by Michael Pollan
    • The Creature from Jekyll Island, 5th Edition, by G. Edward Griffin
    • Abraham: A Journey to the Heart of Three Faiths, P.S.
      Edition
      , by Bruce Feiler
    • The Five Stages of Collapse, by Dmitry Orlov
    • Born to Run, by Christopher McDougall

 

Location

A small private farm in Texas

 

Duration

10 days and 9 nights – Friday through following Sunday

 

Cost

$7,500

Airfare is not included. 

Ammunition and range fees are included.

 

Apply

Send a written application letter to Mrs.Horseman@yahoo.com

A single applicant, or two friends/relatives willing
to share the private room for the duration, will receive equal consideration.

If selected, the woman will be required to execute a
non-disclosure agreement and waivers of liability.  We hope to keep all participation anonymous.

 

 

 

*For example, attend an Al-Anon meeting, even if it is your first, and you are good to go.




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