During a flight between New York and Chicago the captain announced, “Our number four engine has just been shut off because of mechanical trouble. There is nothing to worry about, however. We can still finish the flight with just three engines. Besides, you will be reassured to know that we have four pastors on board.”
One passenger called the flight attendant and said, “Would you please tell the captain that I would rather have four engines and three pastors on board.”
via The Citizen http://www.thecitizen.com/blogs/dr-david-l-chancey/10-23-2013/sense-humor-keeps-pastors-laughing