Seems yall didn’t quite get the gist of our series – and why it should even be bothered to appear. Well, a few reasons. One, not everyone has the means of investing in ‘decent’ strategies that may only be eligible for accredited investors or QEPs. Two, those who don’t have the means to invest in $1 M minimum programs also don’t have the means of educating themselves to the level that they can do it themselves successfully. Three, this analysis can shift your thinking and help improve your existing investing strategy. Rednecks survive on inspiration as well as perspiration (although, most don’t shower daily).
Soros has backed the blacks; they now have a voice, and they have funding. Who speaks for bubba? Let’s Git-R-Dun! WARNING- IF THESE SUGGESTIONS BORDER ON THE QUASI LEGAL, POTENTIALLY UNETHICAL- NOTE THAT THEY ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PUPOSES ONLY. KIDS, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. PARENTS, DON’T TRY THIS AT WORK!
1) Free Money Claims
The class action industry produces thousands of settlements each year. Many of them are consumer settlements. And many consumers don’t even know about claims they may be entitled to. Every case is different, but in almost all cases only a small fraction of potential claimants register with the settlement administrator. Legally, once a settlement is reached, funds must be distributed to injured consumers by a certain date. If all claimants do not complete the paperwork by the deadline, funds will be distributed on a pro rata basis to the claimants that do. Here’s one site that lists consumer claims: http://ift.tt/2gBeBlg
2) Give plasma, get paid
This is a known goto when you need money for the hobo class and college students. However, many think ‘giving blood’ makes you dizzy, and it’s possible to get diseases. Well, now they need the ‘plasma’ from the blood, which is a little different – and well, what free stuff doesn’t involve a little risk? No it’s probably completely safe, although check the clinic before you go!
3) Start a charity
In most states, 501(c)(3) corporations can be filed without fee, or for a nominal fee such as $25. In many states, there are no annual filing fees, and no annual taxes! Donations made to your charity are tax deductible. Plus – you’re doing a good deed for your chosen cause. Pick a good one, nothing dubious like ‘helping my neighbor’ that won’t fly. Scientific and Technological development is always good. Pay yourself a hefty administration salary (you’ll have to pay taxes on your income, for this) and the charity will have some reasonable expenses. You can literally go door to door and raise money for your charity. Special fundraising rules apply for example you CAN SPAM as long as you follow the CAN SPAM rules, and you can telemarket to people on the DNC (Do Not Call) list so long as you are raising money for your charity and not your business.
4) Go to food banks – get free food
Food banks exist everywhere, at churches, schools, and privately funded too. They’re all over America, and there’s no requirements to get food. Just show up, and provide an ID. If you don’t have ID, that’s ok. They just don’t want people ‘abusing’ the system. Beware that some of the dates of the food may be a little ‘over’ the due date. Don’t let that scare you – it’s good for digestion.
When all else fails – revert to the freeloader in you – checkout http://ift.tt/2grNFV0
With Trump in office being a Redneck can be FUN and PROFITABLE don’t let your preconceived notions or visions of trailer parks cloud your path toward Redneck Nirvana.
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