WTF!? Stocks Explode Higher At US Cash Market Open

Well that just happened… Buy Mortimer, buy!

The Dow, S&P, Russell 2000 all spiked dramatically at the US cash open (Nasdaq did not initially then decided to join the momo party because, well, someone must know something right?)

No move in bonds or the dollar at all. Don’t even both to rationalize this muppetry.