Like a fine wine, stories about Lenny Dykstra only get better as he ages.
Case in point: NJ.com reports that Dykstra was found dumpster diving for 9 hours outside of a Jersey Mike’s sub shop in Linden, New Jersey, over the weekend.
Also case in point: He was looking for his false teeth.
Also also case in point: He was being helped by a professional wrestler named “Sprinkles The Clown”.
Dykstra told NJ.com: “The bread is so hard on those subs. I took my teeth out and put them in a napkin, folded it up and forget them there.”
He continued: “When I went back, the workers said they threw all the napkins in the garbage. I told them there was no f—- way I was leaving without my f—- teeth.”
Dykstra says the dentures are specially made with bone marrow and cost $80,000.
His friend, professional wrestler “Sprinkles the Clown” helped him dig through the dumpster and Tweeted about it.
@shalomshuli you want to come help me and Lenny Dykstra look for his dentures tonight? Or does anyone? This is a serious question…
— Sprinkles The Clown (@SprinklesHaHa) June 16, 2019
They spent 9 hours searching and, early on Father’s Day morning, Dykstra said he found the teeth.
He concluded: “I was there for nine hours. I thought the cops were going to arrest me for trespassing. I wasn’t leaving my teeth there in the dumpster. No way was I leaving them.”
Dykstra lost his teeth “after jail guards in Los Angeles beat him in his cell”, according to his autobiography.
via ZeroHedge News http://bit.ly/2FohNN0 Tyler Durden