Moments ago UPS released its Q4 earnings which missed EPS expectations of $1.43, printing at $1.25 instead (too bad it was not a bank or it could just add back half of SG&A to the bottom line and slap a 10% tax rate on it). Additionally, the company concurrently lowered full year 2013 guidance saying “Full-year 2013 adjusted diluted earnings per share are expected to be $4.57, below the previously provided guidance of $4.65 to $4.85.” Good to know the guidance cut waited until literally the last possible moment for it to be revealed. Naturally, one of the factors blamed for the miss was the weather: “weather events in December weighed on results.” Events? But the punchline is the other thing UPS blamed for missing earnings (and supposedly for the weaker forecast): a surge in business! That’s right – for the first time ever a company blames too much business… for not generating enough business. “U.S. results were negatively impacted by the challenges of the compressed peak season coupled with an unprecedented level of online shopping that included a surge of last-minute orders. In an effort to maintain service standards and commitments, UPS took extraordinary measures deploying additional equipment and people. For example, the company utilized 85,000 temporary employees, 30,000 more than planned.”
Unprecedented excuse aside, this means that 85,000 temp workers will drop from the January payrolls. However since they will promptly disappear from the labor force as well, expect the net impact of this action to lower the unemployment rate by another 0.1% or so.
via Zero Hedge http://ift.tt/1acOLNk Tyler Durden