Dan Loeb’s New Years Greetings For Everyone

In the past, Third Point’s outspoken chief Dan Loeb contained his tongue-in-cheek Bloomberg header “aphorisms” only to personal “relationships” such as Bill Ackman or Bill Ackman. This time around, he has some New Year cheer for everyone!

Some advice Dan: avoid using the NSAnet and NSAphones, and if you see an IRS truck coming, just jump on the G-IV. One way. Putin needs asset managers too.


    



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Dan Loeb's New Years Greetings For Everyone

In the past, Third Point’s outspoken chief Dan Loeb contained his tongue-in-cheek Bloomberg header “aphorisms” only to personal “relationships” such as Bill Ackman or Bill Ackman. This time around, he has some New Year cheer for everyone!

Some advice Dan: avoid using the NSAnet and NSAphones, and if you see an IRS truck coming, just jump on the G-IV. One way. Putin needs asset managers too.


    



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Bernanke “Swan Song” Fails To Offset Worst Start To Year Since 2008

The weakness in stocks accelerated after Europe's close, was briefly stalled by algo wildness and VWAP buys on Bernanke's completely non-news speech this afternoon, then dropped into the close, but was far outweighed by the moves in commodities. WTI Crude has dropped over 6% in the last 4 days – its biggest such drop in almost 8 months. The last 2 days have seen gold rise at its fastest pace in almost 3 months. Treasuries ended the week practically unchanged with a modest selloff on Bernanke leading to a 2-3bps drop in yield sin 2014 so far. The USD kept soaring on the back of EUR weakness (as the liquidity flows came back out) but JPY was in charge of ferrying stocks once again (until the last few minutes). The Bernanke VIX slam failed to ignite any real momentum and stocks slipped into the close – with the NASDAQ ands SPX red (but Dow green). Of course, POMO restarts next week so shorting will be banned…

AAPL dropped to its 50DMA and pretty much close there today – first time in 2 months…

 

Stocks dropped again in the early Asian session, recovered in Europe, tumbled on Europe's close, rallied on Bernanke's speech, then tumbled into the close…

 

And sector performance from the Taper…

 

VIX remains weak…

 

Commodities on the week…

 

With oil's worst few days in almost 8 months…

 

And the new year in gold…

 

USD strength from the start of the new year after EUR and US lqiuidty needs settled out…

 

Notably JPY was the driver post EU Close but AUDJPY ran the show into the close…

 

With POMO starting agaon next week, we suspect correlations will rise once again – or equity markets have a problem…

 

Charts: Bloomberg

Bonus Chart: The Dow-Nikkei channel remains…

 

 


    



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Bernanke "Swan Song" Fails To Offset Worst Start To Year Since 2008

The weakness in stocks accelerated after Europe's close, was briefly stalled by algo wildness and VWAP buys on Bernanke's completely non-news speech this afternoon, then dropped into the close, but was far outweighed by the moves in commodities. WTI Crude has dropped over 6% in the last 4 days – its biggest such drop in almost 8 months. The last 2 days have seen gold rise at its fastest pace in almost 3 months. Treasuries ended the week practically unchanged with a modest selloff on Bernanke leading to a 2-3bps drop in yield sin 2014 so far. The USD kept soaring on the back of EUR weakness (as the liquidity flows came back out) but JPY was in charge of ferrying stocks once again (until the last few minutes). The Bernanke VIX slam failed to ignite any real momentum and stocks slipped into the close – with the NASDAQ ands SPX red (but Dow green). Of course, POMO restarts next week so shorting will be banned…

AAPL dropped to its 50DMA and pretty much close there today – first time in 2 months…

 

Stocks dropped again in the early Asian session, recovered in Europe, tumbled on Europe's close, rallied on Bernanke's speech, then tumbled into the close…

 

And sector performance from the Taper…

 

VIX remains weak…

 

Commodities on the week…

 

With oil's worst few days in almost 8 months…

 

And the new year in gold…

 

USD strength from the start of the new year after EUR and US lqiuidty needs settled out…

 

Notably JPY was the driver post EU Close but AUDJPY ran the show into the close…

 

With POMO starting agaon next week, we suspect correlations will rise once again – or equity markets have a problem…

 

Charts: Bloomberg

Bonus Chart: The Dow-Nikkei channel remains…

 

 


    



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Domestic Vehicle Sales Lowest In 14 Months; Miss By Most In Over 5 Years

Oops. While Phil LeBeau was proudly crowing about how great the auto industry ‘was’ doing, the actual data of how it ‘is’ doing printed with a dismal drop from Novermber’s exuberance. Domestic Sales dropped to their lowest annualized level in 14 months with the biggest miss since Oct 2008! The story was very widespread, as SMRA notes, nearly ever automaker reported lower than expected sales… apart from:

*MASERATI N.A. DEC. SALES UP 210%

 

 

and on the basis of cars sold per employed person… we have peaked…

 

Via SMRA,

Nearly every automaker has reported lower-than-expected sales for the month of December relative to our forecast and the consensus. At this time, domestic light vehicle sales are running at a disappointing low 11.3 million annualized pace, which compares with 12.6 million for November.

If taken into context, we can say that the strong selling pace in November pulled sales away from December. In September and October, domestic light vehicle sales fell under 12.0 million due to the impact of the federal government shutdown, slipping to 11.7 million for both months, as it negatively impacted on buying confidence.

In November 2013, sales recovered strongly to 12.6 million, perhaps too strongly to the detriment of December’s sales. Therefore, if we average November and December together, we get 12.0 million, which is a respectable, though not spectacular, selling pace.


    



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Ship Sent To Rescue Global Warming Researchers Trapped In Antarctic, Gets Trapped In Antarctic

From ironic to ironic-er… the Chinese icebreaker ship that helped rescue the 52 Australian global warming researchers from being trapped in Antarctic ice has found itself stuck in heavy ice. As Reuters reports, The Snow Dragon had ferried the passengers from the stranded Russian ship to an Australian icebreaker late on Thursday. It now had concerns about its own ability to move through heavy ice, the Australian Maritime Safety Authority (AMSA) said.

 

 

Via Chicago Tribune,

It will attempt to maneuver through the ice when tidal conditions are most suitable during the early hours of 4 January 2014,” AMSA said.

The Australian icebreaker carrying the rescued passengers, the Aurora Australis, will remain on standby in open water in the area “as a precautionary measure”, the rescue agency said.


    



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Live Stream Of Ben Bernanke’s Swan Song: “Looking Back, Looking Forward”

Ben Bernanke will momentarily speak at the American Economic Association symposium in Philadelphia. His speech is titled “Looking Back, Looking Forward” and can be found at the end of this post.  Watch what may be his last speech live.

Full Bernanke speech below:


    



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Live Stream Of Ben Bernanke's Swan Song: "Looking Back, Looking Forward"

Ben Bernanke will momentarily speak at the American Economic Association symposium in Philadelphia. His speech is titled “Looking Back, Looking Forward” and can be found at the end of this post.  Watch what may be his last speech live.

Full Bernanke speech below:


    



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