Brickbat: Fake Justice

Oklahoma County,
Oklahoma, deputies pulled over Delbert Dewayne Galbreath for a
broken brake light. After Galbreath admitted he also did not have a
driver’s license, they asked if they could search his car. They
found a bag containing 16 pieces of a rock-like substance and a
digital scale. They thought the rocks were cocaine. Galbreath
insisted they were Scentsy, presumably the washer
whiffs made by that company. Sure enough, a test revealed
they were not cocaine. But that didn’t help Galbreath. Deputies
charged him with suspicion of possession with intent to distribute
an imitation controlled dangerous substance, possession of drug
paraphernalia, driving under a revoked license and defective
equipment.