For $129, You Too Can Look Like a Victim of State Violence

Clothing chain Urban Outfitters is known for selling $85
versions of the kind of shirts you could find at a thrift store.
But a new item offered on the retailer’s website may
put all previous Urban Outfitters absurdities to shame. The
currently sold out, clearly-trolling-us garment? A faux-blood
spattered, “vintage” Kent State sweatshirt: 

Yes, folks, for just $129, you can stylishly commemorate
representatives of the U.S. government gunning down unarmed college
demonstrators. Might we suggest ordering a few extra to ship to
friends in Ferguson, Missouri?