Gazillionaire from the Short Hills shopping mall got real kitschy this morning in an absurd CNBC interview (I’ll get the vid up later), revealing that he’s short bonds (hey oh, fughetiboutit) and long stocks (fargin’ A-hole, mamma mia).
Amongst the things he sees happening, he thinks the Trump admin will be soft on trade with China, ‘watered down’ immigration stance, and Le Pen loss in France (that chick don’t gots the motts). It’s worth mentioning, he’s long European equities too — because ‘dos valuations are cheap, ya know wud I mean?’
‘Any of yoos see my bank receipt? I’ve seem to have misplaced it, know what I mean?’
In what appeared to be a Tony Soprano impersonation, regular guy David, worth $10 billion, tried his best to talk to the little people like they’re used to be spoken to, with cute play on words, near curses, and idiotic syntax.
He was critical of Draghi’s incessant bearish tone and didn’t know why $TEVA was on his books on certain days, given its underperformance. Overall, he’s just a happy fucking guy playing with the stock markets — regular Joeing it for the rest of us out here.
For lunch, I’m sure David will be grabbing a bagel filled with tuna fish out of his hard case construction worker lunch box today — washed down with a fucking NYC deli cup of joe. You know, like all regular guys out here.
Fuck off.
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