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Dog interrupts newscast:

  

German heavy metal festival installs big ass beer pipeline (Ja Rule could have used one)

Don’t cut off motorcycles:

  

Dog refuses to leave his owner who was knocked out after a fall

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A MILLION Chinese Are Living In Underground Nuclear Bunkers

51 male and female South Koreans are arrested for smuggling TWO TONS of gold nuggets worth £77million in their rectums and private parts

Teen Saves Swan With Mouth-To-Mouth

  

Cars vs. Semis – side collision crash tests

  

Tattoo Fails

Grandma flees hit-and-run, causes second accident, then tells cops she drank a pint of vodka. Oh, and her grandkids were in the back seat

Russian Helicopter Fail

  

Dumbass tries to do a J-Turn

  

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This guy uses ingredients to make art

For example, pancakes, olive oil, flour, cinnamon, cumin, and seasoned salt (click to enlarge):

 

20 Cool History Pics

Fisherman saves bear cub from drowning

3000 bees attack guy’s face

This dude rakes it in by the way with his 6.1 million subscribers:

Mongoose fends off four lions

Instant Karma

Deep in the Heart of Texas: Dave Chappelle Live at Austin City Limits

Xtreme Russian Grandma

Thundercats outtakes

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Fed Plan Falters As Euro Inflation ‘Surprise’ Sparks Bund Fears

As SocGen's Kit Juckes noted earlier in the week, "The ECB, not The Fed, is in the driving seat," and nowhere is that more optically obvious than in the massive divergence between US-EU bond risk premia and US-EU inflation surprises.

The FOMC’s intent to raise rates in June is clear and reflected in market pricing. But the commitment to any particular forecast of where rates are heading is less clear and seems secondary to a desire to hit the 2% inflation target. With President Trump’s program stalled, the dollar is lacking domestic policy drivers and FX markets are more susceptible to policy elsewhere. This is good for the euro, and possibly for oil-sensitive currencies, and is carry friendly (yen negative) too.

Furthermore, as Reuters noted, recent U.S. inflation readings have returned to their long-term trend of underperforming against forecasts after a brief run of upside surprises earlier this year.

Meanwhile, inflation reports from Europe have topped expectations by the widest margin on record. The rest of the so-called Group of 10 largest developed economies are meanwhile beating forecasts by the most since the financial crisis nearly a decade ago, even after taking into account the drag from U.S. numbers. Even Japan, notorious for its decades-long struggles against deflation, is posting inflation data notably above forecasts.

 

The inflation "surprise" gap between the United States and Europe has never been wider…

And, as the chart above suggests, that is bad news for The ECB as they appear to be all that stands between a collapse in the German Bund market and today's 'nirvana.

As SocGen notes, there’s a sense that while the Fed is committed to raising rates next month, it is more committed to hitting its inflation target than to any particularly ‘terminal’ fed funds forecast. Absent progress on meaningful tax cuts or upside surprises in either growth or inflation, the outlook is calm, or dull, depending on your point of view. That’s not particularly bad for the dollar, but rather it means that the big FX drivers are not as US-centric now.

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Denis Johnson, Chronicler of Outsiders

Denis Johnson, a writer with an unmatched ability to bring alive settings as disparate as Afghanistan and Texas, has died at age 67.

Johnson was my favorite living author. (Seek, a collection of his nonfiction pieces, was the book that first attracted me to the practice of journalism.) He began his literary career with poetry, moved on to narrative journalism, and ended in fiction. He also wrote three plays. He brought a lyrical touch to everything he wrote, be it poetry or straight reporting. “To me the writing is all one thing,” he told the Los Angeles Times in a rare 2014 interview, “or maybe I should say it’s all nothing. The truth is, I just write sentences.”

Johnson’s most famous work is Jesus’ Son, a 1992 collection of linked short stories narrated by a semi-autobiographical drifter known only as “Fuckhead.” His other novels and novellas range from The Name of the World, about an adjunct history professor dealing with the death of his wife and daughter, to Fiskadoro, featuring one of the most realistic depictions of a post-apocalyptic society in contemporary literature. (It’s set in post-WWIII Florida.) Train Dreams, a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize in fiction, followed the life of a day laborer across the first half of the 20th century, providing a history of the United States by telling a history of people.

In the first chapter of Jesus’ Son, Johnson describes hearing a scream of anguish. “It felt wonderful to be alive to hear it!” he wrote. “I’ve gone looking for that feeling everywhere.” I feel the same way about his writing.

Johnson’s poem “Our Sadness” seems appropriate for the occasion. Read it here. Read an obituary by author Christian Kiefer, a friend of Johnson’s, here.

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All Hell Breaks Loose In Toronto’s House Price Bubble

Authored by Wolf Richter via WolfStreet.com,

“It’s fear.”

During the first two weeks in May, according to preliminary data from Toronto Real Estate Board, home listings surged 47% from the same period last year even as sales plunged 16%. The average selling price dropped 3.3% from April – and this, after a 33% year-over-year spike in home prices in March and a 25% surge in April. Something is happening to Toronto’s blistering house price bubble.

Canada’s largest alternative mortgage lender, Home Capital Group, which focuses on new immigrants and subprime borrowers turned down by the banks, is melting down after a run on its deposits that crushed its funding sources. The industry is worried about contagion.

At the same time, the provincial government of Ontario announced a slew of drastic measures, including a 15% tax on purchases by non-resident foreign investors to tamp down on the housing market insanity that left many locals unable to buy even a modest home.

It comes after Bank of Canada Governor Stephen Poloz warned in April that home prices are in “an unsustainable zone,” that the market “has divorced itself from any fundamentals that we can identify,” that there was “no fundamental story that we could tell to justify that kind of inflation rate in housing prices,” and that “It’s time we remind folks that prices of houses can go down as well as up. People need to ask themselves very carefully, ‘Why am I buying this house?”’

A few days ago, Moody’s Investors Service downgraded Canada’s six largest banks on concerns over their exposure to the housing bubble and household indebtedness that ranks among the highest in the world.

Now even the relentlessly optimistic industry begins to fret:

“We are seeing people who paid those crazy prices over the last few months walking away from their deposits,” Carissa Turnbull, a Royal LePage broker in the Toronto suburb of Oakville, told Bloomberg. She said they didn’t get a single visitor to an open house over the weekend. “They don’t want to close anymore.”

 

“Definitely a perception change occurred from Home Capital,” Shubha Dasgupta, owner of Toronto-based mortgage brokerage Capital Lending Centre, told Bloomberg.

 

“In less than one week we went from having 40 or 50 people coming to an open house to now, when you are lucky to get five people,” Case Feenstra, an agent at Royal LePage Real Estate Services Loretta Phinney in Mississauga, Ontario, told Bloomberg. “Everyone went into hibernation.”

 

“I’ve had situations where buyers are trying to find another buyer to take over their deal,” Toronto real estate lawyer Mark Weisleder told Bloomberg. Some clients want out of transactions, he said. “They are nervous whether they bought right at the top and prices may come down.” Home Capital had “a bigger impact on the market” than Ontario’s announcement of the new rules, he said.

 

“Home Capital is affecting things because people who can’t get mortgages from the banks rely on them and other b-lenders,” Lorand Sebestyen, an agent with iPro Realty in Toronto, told Bloomberg. “If you can’t get the mortgage then you obviously can’t buy anything and it’s going to affect the market, especially for the higher-priced properties.”

 

“It’s fear,” said Joanne Evans, owner of Century 21 Millennium, about the impact of Home Capital on housing. “It’s another contributing factor to the fear of ‘what’s going to happen?”’

And it’s ever so slowly sinking in more broadly.

In Canada, the theory has spread that real estate values can never-ever go down in any significant way – on the theory that they always go up – because they didn’t take a big hit during the Financial Crisis, and because the prior declines have been forgotten. So optimism about rising home prices had been huge. Now weekly polling data by Nanos Research for Bloomberg is showing the first signs of second thoughts. Two weeks ago, the share of people saying home prices would rise in the next six months was a record 50.1%. The following week, it dropped to 47.7%. In the most recent poll, it dropped to 46%.

But those who are able to sell at what appears to be the very tippy-top of the market are not complaining. Bloomberg cites business school professor Michael Hartmann who put his north Toronto home up for sale on May 17 sold it on May 22 for C$1.65 million, C$10,000 above asking price. He and his wife are planning to rent and see.

What are homes & mortgages worth when push comes to shove? Read…  Chilling Thing Insiders Said about Canada’s House Price Bubble

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Bitcoin Is Crashing (Again)

While Bitcoin is still up 13% on the week (its 8th weekly ruse of the last 9), the dollar price of the virtual currency is collapsing again in US trading (after a big rebound during the Asian session)…

Just as with yesterday, there is no immediate news catalyst for the flush.

Meanwhile, the huge arb with South Korea bitcoin pricing remains, and as of this moment is still nearly $1000.

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Still Star-Crossed Would Not Have Impressed Shakespeare: New at Reason

'Still Star-Crossed'Television critic Glenn Garvin watched Shonda Rhimes project Still Star-Crossed and doubts it will be joining her other ABC hits as must-watch TV over the summer:

The network once considered this Shonda Rhimes project the spearhead of its mid-season replacement corps; instead, it’s being dumped out of the car during Memorial Day week, when Neilson ratings sweeps are safely in the past and a good percentage of America is on vacation. If Still Star-Crossed was taken hostage by a hacker the way the way the new Pirates of the Caribbean film reportedly had been, ABC and Disney would probably break out into delighted giggles and spend the promo budget on a karaoke party for the staff.

The conceit of Still Star-Crossed is that after Romeo and Juliet kill themselves (oops, spoiler alert), Verona is reeling with political jitters, not to mention murderous swordfights between the warring Capulet and Montague families that erupt about every seven minutes. The local pols decide this can only be cured by an arranged marriage between the two families, notwithstanding that the last wedding involving the two clans ended in a mutual suicide and—well, we get this entire mess.

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The Difference Between Fear and Concern

The last 24 hours were quite interesting for me, and have sparked all sorts of thoughts and tangents in my mind. I’ve been absolutely thrilled that yesterday’s post, A New Financial System is Being Born, has been so well received in the broader Bitcoin/crypto/tech world, but I also noticed a meaningful contradiction. While the post has been cheered beyond the confines of this website, within Liberty Blitzkrieg itself, it hasn’t been celebrated by anyone, at least not publicly in the comment section. In fact, if you scroll through the comment section of the post, you’ll see it’s basically 100% skepticism or dislike for Bitcoin. The reason I find this so interesting is because of what it tells me about sentiment.

I got a lot of insight from the comment section of this particular post because I know for a fact many of my readers love Bitcoin and have been involved in it for years. I know this based on private conservations I’ve had as well as many donations over the years. In a euphoric market environment, I’d expect the comment section to yesterday’s post to be filled with gloating, giddiness and “to da moon” commentary. There was absolutely none of that. In contrast, the skeptics were out in full force and totally dominated the discussion, which is fine. I want people to express different opinions and feel like they have the space to totally disagree with something I write. At the same time, it does tell me something about overall sentiment. The people who are long and sitting on gains are largely keeping their mouths shut, while the skeptics are very, very vocal. It’s not just here either, the skepticism and dislike for Bitcoin is even more prevalent within my Twitter feed. Incredibly, despite the recent enormous run, Bitcoin sentiment seems cautious-to-negative. Take that information as you see fit.

This sets the stage for the key part of this post which relates to the difference between fear and concern. One of these is a largely unproductive emotional state, while the other is a rational response to potential or real trouble. The reason Bitcoin sparked my interest in the topic is because I’ve witnessed a lot of people miss the Bitcoin run due to irrational fear, as opposed to reasoned concern. This isn’t to gloat about Bitcoin, or predict its future price. Pretty much everyone involved in this space for more than a few days understands that its price could completely collapse any minute and, despite all its advances, Bitcoin remains an experimental project that could end up worthless. I knew that back in 2012 when I first became involved and I know it now, yet I got involved anyway. Why did I do that?

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Two Chinese Fighter Jets Attempted “Intercept” Of US Surveillance Plane

A day after WSJ reported that China confronted a US warship that came within 12 miles of one of China's artificial reefs built in disputed waters in the South China Sea, Reuters is reporting that two Chinese fighter jets also carried out an intercept of a US military surveillance plane near Hong Kong on Wednesday, with one plane coming within 200 yards of the American aircraft.

If the report is to be believed, it means there were two near-confrontations between Chinese and American forces on the same day – a clear sign that, despite Trump’s turn toward friendly rhetoric in his dealings with the Chinese, tensions between the world’s two largest economies continues to rise. 

According to Reuters, which sourced the story to anonymous US officials, initial reports of the incident showed that the US P-3 surveillance plane was 150 miles South East of Hong Kong in international air space when the Chinese aircraft carried out an unsafe intercept of the plane.

One Chinese aircraft flew in front of the American plane, hampering its ability to maneuver.

The report follows a similar incident from last week, when two Chinese Su-30 fighter jets came within 150 feet of a U.S. Air Force WC-135 radiation detection plane while it was flying over the Yellow Sea in international airspace.

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RBC: “Something Is Wrong Here: Indicators Are Flashing An Imminent Yield Breakdown Warning”

While stocks continue rising to all time highs on the back of a handful of tech stocks, the tension below the bond market grow, only not in the direction that an all time high in the S&P would suggest. As RBC macro strategist Mark Orsley writes in a Friday note, “I am finding it increasingly difficult to see a near term catalyst for UST’s to sell off.  In fact, almost all indicators I watch are flashing a warning that a breakdown in yields (longer end) is increasingly probable” and urges readers to “position/protect for a move to 2.00%.”

Orsley lays out 4 reasons why any new bond shorts may soon be forced to cover, again.

1. Technicals -> two head and shoulder formations point to lower yields.  Target of 2.05% on the Feb/March formation, and if 2.17% gives way, the H&S from April/May targets 1.95%.  Notice the MACD starting to trend lower…

2.  Reflation -> the Dollar (blue) is indicating the “reflation” trade is over and signaling a coming correction in 10yrs (black) to sub 2%…

3. Correlations -> UST brethren’s are breaking down: Aussie 10yr rates (blue) have broken down.  Correlation points to 2% UST 10yrs…

Gilts (blue) motioning the same…

4. Econonic data disappointing -> Bloomberg surprise index (blue) points to 2%…

On an anecdotal basis, equities have completely erased last week’s brief meltdown and have actually broken to new highs.  Yet rates have not recovered the same way.  Something is wrong here and in conversations with clients, the concern is the Fed is now talking down inflation prospects.  Recall this blurb from the minutes as an example: “a few Fed officials concerned progress on inflation goal slowed.”   Additionally, participants are becoming increasingly worried of a policy error (tightening into a slowdown).

That is a notable shift as we head into the June FOMC meeting in a couple weeks.  It is worth noting with the OIS market 80% priced for a hike that the last two hikes in this “cycle” has seen yields subsequently decline….

Orsley’s Bottom line:

It may seem like a no brainer to short at these levels into a Fed hike (at least this time the market isn’t going in at the yield highs), but all the above indicators should serve as a warning to bond bears.  Despite cleaner short positioning, the pain trade still remains lower yields.
 

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How Washington’s Reaction To Trump’s Budget Justifies The Rise Of Bitcoin

Authored by Tho Bishop via The Mises Institute,

Earlier this week the Trump administration announced their proposed budget for 2018. The plan bears some striking resemblance to Trump’s first budget attempt in three key ways: it contains some legitimate cuts to a number of government programs, it features increases to America’s irrational war budget, and all together it reflects a significant increase in government spending from current levels. It also has zero chance of passing in Washington, which may be the most significant aspect of the budget.

As soon as details emerged, it was already being torn apart by a web of pundits, think tanks, and politicians. Not because it doesn’t adequately address America’s growing debt bomb, but because it promoted an “extreme” view of austerity. In spite of its refusal to address the trillions in entitlement obligations for Social Security and Medicare, the budget’s modest reductions to Medicaid were deemed “radical.” New York City mayor Bill de Blasio warned that proposed cuts to additional social programs will literally kill children. Meanwhile, the dependably absurd Jennifer Rubin was up in arms because Trump wasn’t spending enough on war.

As such, Republicans in both the House and Senate have made it clear that they aren’t interested in Trump’s “New Foundation for American Greatness.”

In spite of the obvious failings within the Trump budget, it’s hard not to sympathize with his Director of Budget and Management, Mick Mulvaney. In defending the proposed cuts, he told Congress on Thursday:

This is a moral document and here’s the moral side: If I take money from you and have no intention of ever giving it back, that’s not debt — that is theft. If I take money from you and show you how I can pay it back to you — that is debt.

This makes sense in the real world, but not in a city that hasn’t had to worry about paying off its debt in quite some time. By controlling the world’s reserve currency and placing massive entitlement programs off the books, politicians have mastered the art of kicking the can down the road.

Of course, this can’t last forever.

As Jeff Deist noted over the weekend:

In any reasonable, lawful world, spendthrifts are punished. The rest of the world knows America will never get its fiscal house in order. No sane accounting standard would ever permit a government to keep trillions of dollars in entitlement promises off its balance sheet.

 

If we think about it rationally, this should mean creditors cut us off entirely, or at least demand junk bond interest rates. It should mean haircuts and means testing for Social Security and Medicare. It should mean selling off federal assets, including vast western lands. It should mean significant cuts to the federal budget. But Congress will do none of these things, nor can it.

We’re past the point of political solutions.

This is why, as I’ve noted repeatedly, the most prescient thing Trump said on the campaign trail was suggesting that America was going to end up defaulting on the debt. America IS going to default, just as we have before. The only matter is when, and how.

This could, perhaps, be playing a role in the growing valuation in Bitcoin and other crypto-currencies.

After all, these alternative currencies share the same advantage enjoyed by gold and non-fiat money, by being free of increasingly reckless governments and central bankers. In fact, in recent years we have seen consumers shift to Bitcoin when confronted with a crisis in currency.

For example, when the Indian government banned the use of their largest bank notes, demand for crypto-currency accelerated dramatically in the country. Similarly, as crippling inflation grew in Venezuela, so did the appeal of Bitcoin. It’s also possible that the Bank of Japan’s negative interest rate policy played a role in Bitcoin use becoming so common that the country now accepts it as a form of legal payment.

While it’s difficult to figure out how much of Bitcoin’s extraordinary rise in value is a product of sound economic reasoning — and how much is speculation — it is easy to see that the world is awash in government debt. Just this week, Moody’s downgraded China’s debt for the first time in decades due to concerns about growing its way out of its financial liabilities. Given that reality, and the obvious lack of courage on the part of politicians to tackle these very difficult problems, it’s easy to see how crypto-currencies could become increasingly attractive in the future.

We may be past the point of political solutions, but not market ones. 

 

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