The U.S. Government is Run by Space Aliens, According to an Iranian News Agency

Here’s your awesome international conspiracy of
the day: Iranian news agency Fars News is reporting that the
American government is run by cleverly disguised space
aliens. Via
The Washington Post
:

On Sunday, the hard-line semi-official Fars News dropped one of
its biggest bombshells yet: The United States government has
been secretly
run by a “shadow government” of space aliens since 1945
. Yes,
space aliens. The alien government is based out of Nevada and had
previously run Nazi Germany. It adds, for timeliness, that the
controversial NSA programs are actually a tool for the aliens to
hide their presence on Earth and their secret agenda for global
domination. This is all asserted as incontrovertible fact with no
caveats.

There are so many wonderful details here. As proof that aliens
were secretly behind the Nazis, the report explains that Germany
built hundreds of submarines toward the end of the war, far more
than would have been possible with mere human technology. It does
not explain why aliens with access to interstellar travel built
subs that were so grossly incapable against the British navy, or
why all-powerful extraterrestrials were unable to help the Nazis
resist an invasion by Allied forces that are mere cavemen relative
to their own technology. So far, these are pretty unimpressive
aliens.

In any case, after losing the war, the aliens apparently
installed themselves as the secret force behind the United States
government. President Obama is said to be a tool of the aliens,
though anti-alien factions within the U.S. government are fighting
to topple him.

The source of all this delightful fiction? According to Fars
News, they found out thanks to NSA whistleblower Edward
Snowden. 

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What "Optional" Means In Saudi Arabia

Agence France-Presse
reports
:

Since November 2012, Saudi
women’s male guardians have been sent an SMS message informing them
when women under their custody leave, even if they are travelling
together.

The programme, which was strongly criticised by women rights
activists, “has been suspended due to some observations,” passports
department spokesman Ahmad al-Laheedan was quoted by Arab News as
saying.

That sure sounds like good news. Hopefully they’ll not just
suspend it but kill it altogeth—

“It will undergo amendment,” he said, indicating that
the system that compounded constraints on women in the
ultra-conservative kingdom, could return as optional.

Well, as long as women can opt out, I suppose that’s still an
improvemen—

Men would only receive an SMS if they requested to be
informed.

Oh. That sort of “optional.”

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What “Optional” Means In Saudi Arabia

Agence France-Presse
reports
:

Since November 2012, Saudi
women’s male guardians have been sent an SMS message informing them
when women under their custody leave, even if they are travelling
together.

The programme, which was strongly criticised by women rights
activists, “has been suspended due to some observations,” passports
department spokesman Ahmad al-Laheedan was quoted by Arab News as
saying.

That sure sounds like good news. Hopefully they’ll not just
suspend it but kill it altogeth—

“It will undergo amendment,” he said, indicating that
the system that compounded constraints on women in the
ultra-conservative kingdom, could return as optional.

Well, as long as women can opt out, I suppose that’s still an
improvemen—

Men would only receive an SMS if they requested to be
informed.

Oh. That sort of “optional.”

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Jacob Sullum on the Krokodil Crock

Having eaten its way through the flesh of myriad
Russian opiate addicts, krokodil, a nasty homemade
version of the narcotic painkiller desomorphine, is burning its way
across the United States. Or so major news organizations such as
CNN, Time, and USA Today claim. Senior
Editor Jacob Sullum explains how this tall tale was born and why it
will not die. 

View this article.

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It's A Lose-Lose-Lose Deal For America: How Real Estate Bubbles Push Rents Higher

Submitted by Charles Hugh-Smith of OfTwoMinds blog,

Central Planning pushing housing prices higher is not win-win–it is lose-lose-lose.

The Status Quo views real estate bubbles as a "good thing": as home prices rise, the homeowner's collateral (equity) rises, creating both a psychological "wealth effect" (now that we're richer, we can afford to borrow and blow more money) and a temporary (and thus phantom) increase in collateral that will support more household debt.

What few seem to realize (or discuss) is how rising home prices push rents higher.This is an entirely pernicious effect, as renters aren't getting any more "home" for the higher rent–they're paying more money for the same shelter.

The standard-issue financial pundit (SIFP) has little interest in rents other than their role as income streams that support higher valuations for real estate investment trusts (REITs) and other tradeable real estate securities.

Rising rents reduce the discretionary income of renter households; since incomes have been declining in real terms for 90% of U.S. households, paying more rent leaves less income for everything else.

The Federal Reserve and the financial sector pay little attention to the 1/3 of households who rent; their focus is on the 2/3 who (at least nominally) own a home.

Rising home prices are presumed to benefit those 2/3 of households, and if 2/3 of households are seeing increases in equity, that "should" create a "wealth effect" that boosts consumption–the Keynesian Cargo Cult's sole metric of "prosperity."

Anyone with a concern for rising income/wealth disparity should be interested in the connection between Fed-inflated real estate bubbles and rents. Rising rents cause disposable income to drop, and renters do not have the chimeria of increasing equity in a home to offset that decline.

In a market economy that isn't managed by central banks and governments, rents respond mostly to the supply and demand for rental homes and apartments, which is primarily based on the job market: cities with strong job markets experience high demand for rentals, cities with poor job markets generally see less demand for rental housing as people move away to seek a job or better pay/prospects.

This has long been a function of free enterprise; high rents occur in places with higher wages. Historian Fernand Braudel showed this was true even at the start of modern Capitalism: cities with vibrant economies in the 15th century had higher costs and higher wages.

The problem with real estate bubbles is that they don't create higher wages–they only push housing costs higher. The reasons why are not hard to understand.

1. As home prices soar, fewer people can afford to buy on terms that make financial sense. This increases the pool of people who must rent, as they cannot afford to buy a house or condo. This increase in demand for rental housing pushes rents higher.

2. Investors buying rental housing expect a return based on the cost of buying and maintaining the property. As a rule of thumb, real estate investors typically expect a real return of around 4% on the market value of a property.
Thus a house that was purchased for $150,000 should yield a net return after expenses around $6,000 annually. (This calculation is complicated by the mortgage costs, depreciation and the tax benefits offered by owning real estate.)

Another conventional rule of thumb is that rental property valuations are based on a multiple of the annual rent. For example, let's say the $150,000 home can be rented for $1,300 a month. The annual rent is thus $15,600. Investors typically expect a multiple of between 8 and 14; a multiple of "10 times gross" yields a valuation for the house of $156,000.

What happens when the price of the house doubles to $300,000? The yield and valuation multiple on the investment plummets unless rents are raised: the net yield drops to the 2% level, not very attractive when long-term Treasury bonds are yielding a higher return, and the multiple rockets to an unattractive 20 time gross.

Property taxes on the higher-priced home will also rise. Typically, property taxes are based on the market value of the home; when the market value leaps up, so do the property taxes.

The natural response of investors is to push rents higher to bring the return on their investment back in line with historical norms. In areas with strong job markets and a shortage of affordable housing, they will get the higher rents because the pool of renters has no choice other than to move to another locale.
That is a possibility for those on fixed incomes (Social Security, pensions, etc.), but for those dependent on earned wages, the only option is to move to a lower cost area. As Braudel noted, this generally correlates to a lower-wage area. The wage earner then has to calculate the relative advantage of lower cost housing and lower income.

Those seeking higher wages will gravitate to locales with strong job markets, and pay the Fed-boosted rents as the cost of living in a higher-wage area.

3. The third factor is the floor placed under the rental market by subsidized housing programs (Section 8). Federal and state programs that pay most or all of the rent of low-income households base the rent they will pay on local market conditions: the subsidies are high in high-rent areas, otherwise low-income households would be unable to find housing.

Let's say that the rent on the house that was once $1,300 per month rises to $1,800 per month as the investors push rents up to reflect the higher prices they're paying for rentals, property taxes, etc. Landlords that opt to rent to Section 8 households will get (say) $1,750 a month, paid directly by the government.

That subsidized rent becomes the floor under the entire rental market. Landlords who were previously happy to receive $1,300 per month will naturally see the "bottom" of the current market as $1,750: if you can get paid $1,750 per month rent by the government, why take less than $1,750 per month under any circumstance?

The implosion of America's
debt-based, asset-bubble-based centrally planned economy can be summarized by one phrase: unintended consequences.
 That's the ultimate flaw in all central planning schemes: not all feedback loops and dynamics can be foreseen or controlled by the central planners.

Central Planning pushing housing prices higher is not win-win–it is lose-lose-lose:renters lose, home buyers expecting ever-higher valuations lose and the U.S. economy loses, too.

Janet Yellen, the Nation's New Chief Slumlord January 9, 2014

Could the Fed Lose Control of the Frankenstein Economy It Has Created? January 2, 2014


    



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It’s A Lose-Lose-Lose Deal For America: How Real Estate Bubbles Push Rents Higher

Submitted by Charles Hugh-Smith of OfTwoMinds blog,

Central Planning pushing housing prices higher is not win-win–it is lose-lose-lose.

The Status Quo views real estate bubbles as a "good thing": as home prices rise, the homeowner's collateral (equity) rises, creating both a psychological "wealth effect" (now that we're richer, we can afford to borrow and blow more money) and a temporary (and thus phantom) increase in collateral that will support more household debt.

What few seem to realize (or discuss) is how rising home prices push rents higher.This is an entirely pernicious effect, as renters aren't getting any more "home" for the higher rent–they're paying more money for the same shelter.

The standard-issue financial pundit (SIFP) has little interest in rents other than their role as income streams that support higher valuations for real estate investment trusts (REITs) and other tradeable real estate securities.

Rising rents reduce the discretionary income of renter households; since incomes have been declining in real terms for 90% of U.S. households, paying more rent leaves less income for everything else.

The Federal Reserve and the financial sector pay little attention to the 1/3 of households who rent; their focus is on the 2/3 who (at least nominally) own a home.

Rising home prices are presumed to benefit those 2/3 of households, and if 2/3 of households are seeing increases in equity, that "should" create a "wealth effect" that boosts consumption–the Keynesian Cargo Cult's sole metric of "prosperity."

Anyone with a concern for rising income/wealth disparity should be interested in the connection between Fed-inflated real estate bubbles and rents. Rising rents cause disposable income to drop, and renters do not have the chimeria of increasing equity in a home to offset that decline.

In a market economy that isn't managed by central banks and governments, rents respond mostly to the supply and demand for rental homes and apartments, which is primarily based on the job market: cities with strong job markets experience high demand for rentals, cities with poor job markets generally see less demand for rental housing as people move away to seek a job or better pay/prospects.

This has long been a function of free enterprise; high rents occur in places with higher wages. Historian Fernand Braudel showed this was true even at the start of modern Capitalism: cities with vibrant economies in the 15th century had higher costs and higher wages.

The problem with real estate bubbles is that they don't create higher wages–they only push housing costs higher. The reasons why are not hard to understand.

1. As home prices soar, fewer people can afford to buy on terms that make financial sense. This increases the pool of people who must rent, as they cannot afford to buy a house or condo. This increase in demand for rental housing pushes rents higher.

2. Investors buying rental housing expect a return based on the cost of buying and maintaining the property. As a rule of thumb, real estate investors typically expect a real return of around 4% on the market value of a property.
Thus a house that was purchased for $150,000 should yield a net return after expenses around $6,000 annually. (This calculation is complicated by the mortgage costs, depreciation and the tax benefits offered by owning real estate.)

Another conventional rule of thumb is that rental property valuations are based on a multiple of the annual rent. For example, let's say the $150,000 home can be rented for $1,300 a month. The annual rent is thus $15,600. Investors typically expect a multiple of between 8 and 14; a multiple of "10 times gross" yields a valuation for the house of $156,000.

What happens when the price of the house doubles to $300,000? The yield and valuation multiple on the investment plummets unless rents are raised: the net yield drops to the 2% level, not very attractive when long-term Treasury bonds are yielding a higher return, and the multiple rockets to an unattractive 20 time gross.

Property taxes on the higher-priced home will also rise. Typically, property taxes are based on the market value of the home; when the market value leaps up, so do the property taxes.

The natural response of investors is to push rents higher to bring the return on their investment back in line with historical norms. In areas with strong job markets and a shortage of affordable housing, they will get the higher rents because the pool of renters has no choice other than to move to another locale.
That is a possibility for those on fixed incomes (Social Security, pensions, etc.), but for those dependent on earned wages, the only option is to move to a lower cost area. As Braudel noted, this generally correlates to a lower-wage area. The wage earner then has to calculate the relative advantage of lower cost housing and lower income.

Those seeking higher wages will gravitate to locales with strong job markets, and pay the Fed-boosted rents as the cost of living in a higher-wage area.

3. The third factor is the floor placed under the rental market by subsidized housing programs (Section 8). Federal and state programs that pay most or all of the rent of low-income households base the rent they will pay on local market conditions: the subsidies are high in high-rent areas, otherwise low-income households would be unable to find housing.

Let's say that the rent on the house that was once $1,300 per month rises to $1,800 per month as the investors push rents up to reflect the higher prices they're paying for rentals, property taxes, etc. Landlords that opt to rent to Section 8 households will get (say) $1,750 a month, paid directly by the government.

That subsidized rent becomes the floor under the entire rental market. Landlords who were previously happy to receive $1,300 per month will naturally see the "bottom" of the current market as $1,750: if you can get paid $1,750 per month rent by the government, why take less than $1,750 per month under any circumstance?

The implosion of America's debt-based, asset-bubble-based centrally planned economy can be summarized by one phrase: unintended consequences. That's the ultimate flaw in all central planning schemes: not all feedback loops and dynamics can be foreseen or controlled by the central planners.

Central Planning pushing housing prices higher is not win-win–it is lose-lose-lose:renters lose, home buyers expecting ever-higher valuations lose and the U.S. economy loses, too.

Janet Yellen, the Nation's New Chief Slumlord January 9, 2014

Could the Fed Lose Control of the Frankenstein Economy It Has Created? January 2, 2014


    



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Greek Deflation Continues For 10th Straight Month; Stocks Up 19% In 9 Days

The Greek economy initially slipped into a deflationary trend in March 2013 and for the 10th month in a row in December, Bloomberg’s Niraj Shah notes that EU-harmonized consumer prices dropped 1.8%. This is the longest deflationary streak since 1968 (largest in record according to Bloomberg data) as the Greek economy remains 21.3% smaller than it was in the third quarter of 2007. Of course, this doesn’t matter to the dash-for-trash-grabbing fast-money muppets who have driven Greek stocks up 19% in the last 9 days to their highest in almost 3 years; because, as is the only important fact, Stournaras says recovery is coming any minute…

 

 

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December Retail Sales Beat Due To November Revision Lower, Electronics Sales Tumble

Following ongoing promises from the Fed that the Taper will continue at a pace of $10 billion per month come rain or shine, suddenly good news are critical for stocks, as the stock market is desperate for a strong economy to which Yellen can pass the baton. It did not get that with Friday’s payrolls number so it was hoping for some good news in today’s retail sales. And judging by the market response to the just released December retail sales, it got it, if only for now: headline December retail sales rose 0.2%, on expectation on a 0.1% increase even as auto sales tumbled -1.8%. Retail Sales ex autos rose 0.7% higher than the 0.4% expected, while ex autos and gas was up a more modest 0.6%, also better than the 0.3% expected.

How is it possible that December retail sales according to the US government were better than expected, when every retailer has posted abysmal results? Well it seems the Census Bureau merely engaged in some recalendarization, with November numbers all revised substantially lower: headline down from 0.7% to 0.4%, ex autos 0.4% to 0.1%, and ex autos and gas from 0.6% to 0.3%. In other words, a complete wash with today’s “beat.”

So when netting away the calendar effect of an early start to the holiday season, perhaps the only value added data in the retail sales report was the data involving Electronics and Appliance Stores.They posted the biggest 2 month drop in 2 years!

And visually:

Was that it for gadget/gizmo recovery, and if so, what does that mean for Apple and other stalwarts of the New Normal?


    



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