Wednesday Humor: Iran Has “Incontrovertible Proof” That US Is Run By Aliens

While some will not be surprised, Al Arabiya reports that Iran’s FARS News Agency claimed in a recent report that:

“The United States’ domestic and international policy has been driven by an ‘alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda’ since 1945.”

The “incontrovertible proof” supporting the revelations was (apparently) found in a Federal Security Service (FSB) report, carried out by American computer specialist Edward Snowden – and is confirmed (somewhat amazingly) by former Canadian Defense Minister Paul Hellyer in the following interview.

 

 

Very impressive to see Sophie (the interviewer) keep a straight face – whether you believe the man or not…

 

 

As a gentle reminder, this chap was in charge of Canadian military in the 60s!

 

Via Al Arabiya:

 

Snowden reportedly contacted the Guardian’s columnist Glenn Greenwald telling him, according to Fars, that there “were actually two governments in the United States, the one that was elected, and the other, secret regime, governing in the dark.”

 

The agency added that Snowden’s revelations were confirmed as “accurate” by former Canadian Defense Minister Paul Hellyer, during an appearance he made on Russia Today’s program SophieCo.

 

Hellyer said: “This information is top secret in a way that the governments aren’t talking about it, but if you listen to whistleblowers and the people are had worked in the industry and who know what is going on, there is just a lot of information out there and it doesn’t take very long to get your hands on it.

 

He said 80 percent of UFO reports analyzed by the Canadian defense ministry during his time in office were not real, but “there were 15 or 20 percent for which there was no explanation and there genuinely unidentified flying objects.”


    



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Wednesday Humor: Iran Has "Incontrovertible Proof" That US Is Run By Aliens

While some will not be surprised, Al Arabiya reports that Iran’s FARS News Agency claimed in a recent report that:

“The United States’ domestic and international policy has been driven by an ‘alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda’ since 1945.”

The “incontrovertible proof” supporting the revelations was (apparently) found in a Federal Security Service (FSB) report, carried out by American computer specialist Edward Snowden – and is confirmed (somewhat amazingly) by former Canadian Defense Minister Paul Hellyer in the following interview.

 

 

Very impressive to see Sophie (the interviewer) keep a straight face – whether you believe the man or not…

 

 

As a gentle reminder, this chap was in charge of Canadian military in the 60s!

 

Via Al Arabiya:

 

Snowden reportedly contacted the Guardian’s columnist Glenn Greenwald telling him, according to Fars, that there “were actually two governments in the United States, the one that was elected, and the other, secret regime, governing in the dark.”

 

The agency added that Snowden’s revelations were confirmed as “accurate” by former Canadian Defense Minister Paul Hellyer, during an appearance he made on Russia Today’s program SophieCo.

 

Hellyer said: “This information is top secret in a way that the governments aren’t talking about it, but if you listen to whistleblowers and the people are had worked in the industry and who know what is going on, there is just a lot of information out there and it doesn’t take very long to get your hands on it.

 

He said 80 percent of UFO reports analyzed by the Canadian defense ministry during his time in office were not real, but “there were 15 or 20 percent for which there was no explanation and there genuinely unidentified flying objects.”


    



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Washington, D.C., on Verge of Decriminalizing Marijuana Possession

D.C. policy wonk cocktail parties are saved. Ha! Like the police would ever bust those.One more vote and
Washington, D.C., residents will see
marijuana possession
treated as a minor infraction rather than
a crime.

From Reuters:

The District of Columbia stepped closer to decriminalizing
marijuana on Wednesday when a city council panel approved a measure
that would make smoking a joint in the U.S. capital a violation
comparable to a parking ticket.

Approved unanimously by the city council’s public safety
committee, the bill reduces penalties for possessing less than an
ounce (28 grams) of marijuana to a fine as little as $25.

Eight times more blacks than non-blacks in Washington are
arrested for pot possession, and committee Chairman Tommy Wells
said the measure’s goal was fairness and reducing law enforcement
costs.

“This is a social justice bill that addresses disproportionate
impact,” said Wells, who is among nine candidates for mayor in the
April 1 Democratic primary.

Read more
here
.

Of course, because we’re talking about progressives in charge,
the justification is ill-defined “social justice” and not
individual liberty, but it’s better than nothing. I would like to
believe that if all races were equally arrested, they’d still vote
to decriminalize, right? Right?

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Beijing Shuts Down As Pollution Over Past 12 Hours Literally “Off The Chart”

For the past 12 hours, the so-called PM2.5 level (or China's new pollution threshold) has been above the "serious" level. Bear in mind this is the newly adjusted-upwards threshold that already far exceeds the WHO's health-threatening levels.

  • *BEIJING WARNS RESIDENTS TO AVOID OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES ON SMOG
  • *BEIJING MONITORING CENTER REPORTS `SERIOUS' AIR POLLUTION TODAY

Levels are officially "beyond index" today (with a peak at 613 so far compred to 500 "hazardous") and the streets are empty!

Via Bloomberg:

City’s air quality index reading near Tiananmen Square, putting it in category defined as “serious” pollution.

 

City warns residents to avoid outdoor activities

 

Reading of PM2.5 pollution near Tiananmen Square was 583 micrograms per cubic meter as of 6 a.m., with average reading in past 24 hours at 338, according to city’s air-monitoring website

 

NOTE: World Health Organization recommends 24-hour PM2.5 exposure of no more than 25

 

Via @PeterSchloss

 

 


    



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Beijing Shuts Down As Pollution Over Past 12 Hours Literally "Off The Chart"

For the past 12 hours, the so-called PM2.5 level (or China's new pollution threshold) has been above the "serious" level. Bear in mind this is the newly adjusted-upwards threshold that already far exceeds the WHO's health-threatening levels.

  • *BEIJING WARNS RESIDENTS TO AVOID OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES ON SMOG
  • *BEIJING MONITORING CENTER REPORTS `SERIOUS' AIR POLLUTION TODAY

Levels are officially "beyond index" today (with a peak at 613 so far compred to 500 "hazardous") and the streets are empty!

Via Bloomberg:

City’s air quality index reading near Tiananmen Square, putting it in category defined as “serious” pollution.

 

City warns residents to avoid outdoor activities

 

Reading of PM2.5 pollution near Tiananmen Square was 583 micrograms per cubic meter as of 6 a.m., with average reading in past 24 hours at 338, according to city’s air-monitoring website

 

NOTE: World Health Organization recommends 24-hour PM2.5 exposure of no more than 25

 

Via @PeterSchloss

 

 


    



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Summary Of Senate’s Report On Benghazi Embassy Attack

Earlier today, following significant delays, the Senate released its bipartisan report on the deadly Benghazi US embassy attack from September 11, 2012, which faulted both the State Department and the intelligence community for not preventing attacks on two outposts in Benghazi, Libya, that killed four Americans, including a U.S. ambassador. For those who are short on time and would rather get the cliff notes on the 85 page report (link here), the following summary from AP should suffice.

  • Ambassador Chris Stevens, who was among those killed that night, had twice in the weeks before the attacks declined the U.S. military’s offer of a team of special operations forces that had been available to bolster security and provide other help. The State Department had decided not to request an extension of the team’s presence, about a month before the attacks, because officials thought the job could be done by local or department security.
  • The report recommends that only in rare cases should a diplomatic facility continue to operate if it falls short of the State Department’s security standards — and in such cases the facility should have the personnel, weapons and fire safety equipment needed to address the threat. The State Department should be ready to evacuate or close diplomatic missions facing the highest threat, the report says.
  • The report recommends that the intelligence community expand its work to analyze social media used by extremists, noting that little of that was done before the attacks and it’s possible there were hints in web postings of trouble ahead.
  • Operations in Benghazi continued with little change even though the mission crossed some “tripwires” that should have led to reduction in personnel or the suspension of operations. Some nations closed their diplomatic facilities because of worsening security conditions in the summer of 2012. But others stayed, contrary to reports the U.S. was the last country represented there.
  • An unarmed U.S. military drone was not delayed when responding to the attack, and it provided important information during the attacks.
  • Based on limited intelligence, analysts inaccurately referred to the presence of a protest at the mission before the attack, and they didn’t corroborate the information. The intelligence community took too long to correct the erroneous reports, causing confusion and leading government officials to make incorrect public statements.
  • The U.S. government must not rely on local security in areas where its facilities are under high threat or where the host nation is not capable of providing adequate security. The report said the committee supports the State Department’s initiative to work with the Pentagon to expand the Marine Security Guard Program to increase protection at high-risk facilities beyond just the protection of classified information.

Finally for those curious how the original explanation of the Benghazi attack is discussed, namely that it was in retaliation to an inflamatory video clip, here is what the report has to say:

… the report does not go far enough to address the Administration’s failure to correctly label the incident as a deliberate and organized terrorist attack in the days following the attack. As our “Flashing Red” report found, there was never any doubt among key officials, including officials in the IC and the Department of State, that the attack in Benghazi was an act of terrorism. Yet, high-ranking Administration officials, including the President himself, repeatedly cast doubt on the nature of the attack, at times attributing it to the reaction to an anti-Islamic video and to a spontaneous demonstration that escalated into violence.

 

Despite the fact that the September J 1, 2012 attacks in Benghazi were recognized as terrorist attacks by the Intelligence Community and personnel at the Department of State from the beginning, Administration officials were inconsistent and at times misleading in their public statements and failed for days to make  cleat to the American people that the deaths in Benghazi were the result of a terrorist attack. It took eight days before the Administration communicated clearly and unequivocally to the American people and to Congress regarding this fact through testimony by NCTC Director Matthew Olsen before the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee on September 19,2012.

 

Even after the Administration finally published the complete time line of the changes made to the talking points, it is baffling how a fundamental, unclassified fact that was known to the IC from the beginning was only communicated clearly to the American people by the Administration after the issue had already been sufficiently muddled to result in confusion.

 

While I support the SSCI report and appreciate its thorough analysis of much of what went wrong, I believe that more emphasis should have been placed on the three issues I have discussed: (1) the Administration’s initial misleading of the American people about the terrorist nature of the attack, (2) the failure of the Administration to hold anyone at the State Department, particularly Under Secretary Kennedy, fully accountable for the security lapses, and (3) the unfulfilled promises of President Obama that he would bring the terrorists to justice.


    



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Summary Of Senate's Report On Benghazi Embassy Attack

Earlier today, following significant delays, the Senate released its bipartisan report on the deadly Benghazi US embassy attack from September 11, 2012, which faulted both the State Department and the intelligence community for not preventing attacks on two outposts in Benghazi, Libya, that killed four Americans, including a U.S. ambassador. For those who are short on time and would rather get the cliff notes on the 85 page report (link here), the following summary from AP should suffice.

  • Ambassador Chris Stevens, who was among those killed that night, had twice in the weeks before the attacks declined the U.S. military’s offer of a team of special operations forces that had been available to bolster security and provide other help. The State Department had decided not to request an extension of the team’s presence, about a month before the attacks, because officials thought the job could be done by local or department security.
  • The report recommends that only in rare cases should a diplomatic facility continue to operate if it falls short of the State Department’s security standards — and in such cases the facility should have the personnel, weapons and fire safety equipment needed to address the threat. The State Department should be ready to evacuate or close diplomatic missions facing the highest threat, the report says.
  • The report recommends that the intelligence community expand its work to analyze social media used by extremists, noting that little of that was done before the attacks and it’s possible there were hints in web postings of trouble ahead.
  • Operations in Benghazi continued with little change even though the mission crossed some “tripwires” that should have led to reduction in personnel or the suspension of operations. Some nations closed their diplomatic facilities because of worsening security conditions in the summer of 2012. But others stayed, contrary to reports the U.S. was the last country represented there.
  • An unarmed U.S. military drone was not delayed when responding to the attack, and it provided important information during the attacks.
  • Based on limited intelligence, analysts inaccurately referred to the presence of a protest at the mission before the attack, and they didn’t corroborate the information. The intelligence community took too long to correct the erroneous reports, causing confusion and leading government officials to make incorrect public statements.
  • The U.S. government must not rely on local security in areas where its facilities are under high threat or where the host nation is not capable of providing adequate security. The report said the committee supports the State Department’s initiative to work with the Pentagon to expand the Marine Security Guard Program to increase protection at high-risk facilities beyond just the protection of classified information.

Finally for those curious how the original explanation of the Benghazi attack is discussed, namely that it was in retaliation to an inflamatory video clip, here is what the report has to say:

… the report does not go far enough to address the Administration’s failure to correctly label the incident as a deliberate and organized terrorist attack in the days following the attack. As our “Flashing Red” report found, there was never any doubt among key officials, including officials in the IC and the Department of State, that the attack in Benghazi was an act of terrorism. Yet, high-ranking Administration officials, including the President himself, repeatedly cast doubt on the nature of the attack, at times attributing it to the reaction to an anti-Islamic video and to a spontaneous demonstration that escalated into violence.

 

Despite the fact that the September J 1, 2012 attacks in Benghazi were recognized as terrorist attacks by the Intelligence Community and personnel at the Department of State from the beginning, Administration officials were inconsistent and at times misleading in their public statements and failed for days to make  cleat to the American people that the deaths in Benghazi were the result of a terrorist attack. It took eight days before the Administration communicated clearly and unequivocally to the American people and to Congress regarding this fact through testimony by NCTC Director Matthew Olsen before the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee on September 19,2012.

 

Even after the Administration finally published the complete time line of the changes made to the talking points, it is baffling how a fundamental, unclassified fact that was known to the IC from the beginning was only communicated clearly to the American people by the Administration after the issue had already been sufficiently muddled to result in confusion.

 

While I support the SSCI report and appreciate its thorough analysis of much of what went wrong, I believe that more emphasis should have been placed on the three issues I have discussed: (1) the Administration’s initial misleading of the American people about the terrorist nature of the attack, (2) the failure of the Administration to hold anyone at the State Department, particularly Under Secretary Kennedy, fully accountable for the security lapses, and (3) the unfulfilled promises of President Obama that he would bring the terrorists to justice.


    



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Orange County DA to Appeal Unlawful Ruling of Sex Offender Ban

A small victory for advocates of reforming sex offender laws may
be short lived.

The California Court of Appeal
ruled
on Jan. 10 that an Orange County ordinance banning sex
offenders from parks and beaches is unlawful, yet the Orange County
DA Tony Rackauckas will not concede. He has decided to appeal
the decision of the California Court of Appeal to the California
Supreme Court. The state Surpreme Court should decide within 90
days whether or not to take the case.

“It is foolish for the Office of the Orange County District
Attorney to request further review of the county ordinance,” Janice
Bellucci, president of California Reform Sex Offender
Laws
, said in a press release Tuesday. “After losing two court
battles, this is a waste of taxpayer funding which could be better
spent on addressing methods that increase public safety rather than
provide the public with a false sense of security.”

This ordinance is one of the harshest in the state for sex
offenders, and Bellucci argues that this kind of ban, like most sex
offender laws, is ineffective and does not provide the protection
it suggests.

ReasonTV reported on this ban when it was first enacted in 2011.
Watch below to find out more about the ban and “How Sex Offender
Registries Fail Us”:

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New Hampshire State House First Legislative Body to Vote Yes on Marijuana Legalization Bill

Great news in the long march of marijuana legalization through
the states.

From a Marijuana Policy Project emailed press release, which I
was not able to find on web yet:

The New Hampshire House of Representatives approved a bill
170-162 Wednesday that would regulate marijuana like alcohol. It is
the first time in history that a legislative chamber in the U.S.
has passed legislation to end marijuana prohibition and establish a
legal market for businesses to sell marijuana to adults 21 and
older.

The measure will be referred to the House Ways and Means
Committee to review the revenue aspects of the bill. Regardless of
how that committee votes, the bill will return to the full House of
Representatives for a second vote in February or March. If
approved, it will then be considered by the state Senate…..

HB 492, introduced by Rep. Steve Vaillancourt
(R-Manchester) with a bipartisan group of four
co-sponsors, would make the private possession and home
growing of limited amounts of marijuana legal for adults 21 and
older. It would direct the New Hampshire Department of Revenue
Administration to license and regulate marijuana retail stores,
cultivation facilities, product manufacturing facilities, and
testing facilities. As amended by the House, it would enact a
wholesale tax of $30 per ounce and a sales tax of 15% per
ounce. The House voted down a similar bill 228-89 in
2012….

Sixty percent of New Hampshire adults support HB 492, according
to a WMUR Granite State Poll released in October by the University
of New Hampshire Survey Center. Just 36% said they are opposed. The
entire poll is available at
http://ift.tt/1apYk9h
.

Governor, alas,
vows to veto
.

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The Last 2 Times This Happened, The US Was Already In Recession

While the market seems to have rapidly given up worrying about the piss-poor jobs data from last week, the fact of the matter is the longer-term trend of ’employment’ in America is anything but questionable. As we pointed out, and was so broadly understood, the number of people in the labor force in American is fading fast. In fact, as the chart below shows, the last 2 times the civilian labor force fell on an annual basis like this, the US economy was already in recession

 

 

 

(H/t @Not_Jim_Cramer)


    



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