WTF Chart Of The Day: Russell 2000 Edition

Many have likened the ETF structure of today to the CDO structure of the last bubble as the potential catalyst for accelerating moves in risk markets. If that is the case, then the collapse in the shares outstanding of the massively popular and liquid Russell 2000 ETF IWM will likley make some ask WTF?

 

 

This is the largest 2-week plunge in IWM shares outstanding since August 2010 – which marked a 13% collapse in stocks that was saved only by Bernanke’s Jackson Hole ‘hint’ that QE2 was coming…


    



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Off to Edisto

She got here. The flight was right on time, and she even got to sleep for a little while. One good night’s sleep and she was feeling good, except for some pain in her shoulder from a nasty fall in Düsseldorf.
Having had a bit of experience removing sutures when I worked for a medical practice, I didn’t doubt for a moment that I could get the tiny thread her physician’s assistant left in.
“Tiny thread”? How about “microscopic”?

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via The Citizen http://www.thecitizen.com/blogs/sallie-satterthwaite/11-12-2013/edisto

From The Geniuses Who Brought You Brosurance, Here Comes Obamacare… For Sluts?

Obamacare – it’s not just for college-age kegstanders... now available to sluts easy women across the United States…

 

Source

And lest you think the brilliant minds behind Obamacare are sexist, here is how young males were portrayed a few short weeks ago – Obamacare: the unaffordable, equally offensive to everyone, with care, act.

 

(h/t @sarahkliff)


    



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The Fed Has Pumped the System in 90+% of Months Going Back to 2008

 

The markets have been extremely quiet the last few days. With the exception of the hard selling that occurred on Thursday it’s been a snooze fest.

The reason for this is that no one wants to commit heavily to a position at the moment. We’re all well aware of the negatives the market is facing, namely declining earnings, a weakening economy, the decreasingly marginal effect of Fed intervention, etc.

 

However, no one wants to commit heavily to shorting the markets because they’re all too afraid that the Fed or “someone” will step in to prop up the markets should any significant drop occur.

 

This has happened repeatedly in the last year: every time the market began to crumble and take out support, “someone” stepped in a started buying. And soon stocks were back off to the races.

 

 

At this point we all know that the “someone” is the Fed. Numerous Fed officials have pointed to the rising stock market as a sign that Fed intervention has been “successful.”

 

Moreover, the Fed has barely left the markets alone since 2008.

 

If you go back to the first announcement of QE 1 in November 2008, there have only been two periods in which the Fed wasn’t engaging in direct monetary interventions its balance sheet between the end of QE 1 and the launch of QE 2 (June 2010-November 2010) and from the end of QE 2 until the launch of Operation Twist (June 2011-September 2011).

 

A total of 60 months have passed since the Fed announced QE 1. The Fed was not engaged in major monetary interventions in only six months out of these 60. Put another way, the Fed has been actively intervening to the tune of billions of dollars in 90% of ALL months since it began QE 1.

 

Even during the brief periods in which the Fed wasn’t officially engaging in a major monetary program, it still routinely expanded its balance sheet during options expiration week every month.

 

If you remove those weeks from the periods in which the Fed wasn’t officially engaging in a program, you’re left with a total of just 4.5 months in which the Fed wasn’t actively pumping the markets.

 

That’s 4.5 months out of 60, or less than 8%.

 

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Will Shitty Obamacare Ads Get Young People to Buy Insurance?

…or just increase the number of victims of side-splitting
hoolarity?

As part of something called the “Thanks Obamacare
campaign
,” a bunch of folks at various grammatically challenged
Colorado-based nonprofits have rolled out an ad campaign at
doyougotinsurance.com.
Check out all the ads at the site, or just peruse these three
lowlights.

Here’s one titled “Brosurance”:

Question: Is there a copay for butt-chugging accidents? I’m just
asking for a friend.

Then there’s this one, which has already been dubbed Ho-surance
by the wags on the Twitter:

More tips to save the $10 a month cost for oral contraceptives
are online at
Woman’s Health
.

Finally, we don’t have to put away our machetes after clearing
brush!

Go
here
to look at even more ads that will make you not only think
twice about Obamacare but about the decision to let Colorado enter
the union way back when. Among the gags are jokes about drinking
(beer, shots), kid sports, Ryan Gosling (natch), kayaking, and so
much more. About the only possible meme missing is a Richard Gere
gerbil motif. But you gotta save something for the second round,
right?

None of the ads explains why you should bother signing up for
insurance before showing up at the hospital or the doctor’s office
by the way.

from Hit & Run http://reason.com/blog/2013/11/12/will-shitty-obamacare-ads-get-young-peop
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Landmark takes cross country title

The Landmark War Eagles came home from Carrollton Saturday afternoon with the Georgia High School Association’s Class A Private state championship in boys’ cross-country.
It was the boys’ eighth state championship in cross-country since 1995. The team has also finished as state runner-up five times.

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via The Citizen http://www.thecitizen.com/articles/11-12-2013/landmark-takes-cross-country-title

Football playoffs start Friday

The 2013 regular season is completed as far as Georgia high school football in concerned, and several local teams are now moving on to the state playoffs.
The Sandy Creek Patriots locked up first place in Region 5-AAAA two weeks ago with a win at Carrollton, then rolled 56-0 over last-place Columbus Saturday afternoon. The defending AAAA state champions and ranked first in the state since the start of the season, the Patriots will host Cedartown, the fourth seed in Region 7-AAAA, this Friday in Tyrone.

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via The Citizen http://www.thecitizen.com/articles/11-12-2013/football-playoffs-start-friday

Americans 34 Times More Interested In Buying Guns Than Obamacare

It would appear that the National Instant Criminal Background Check System (NICS) website – required when purchasing a gun or explosive – is capable of handling large volumes of users…

 

Source: FBI

(h/t @Not_Jim_Cramer)


    



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Why a Powerless Female Figurehead Might Still Cure Hamas' Misogyny: Shikha Dalmia in TIME

Hamas, the militant Palestinian group that rules over Gaza,
picked Isra al-Modallal, a woman, as its spokesperson forPalestinian Women the
first time ever to spruce up its image in the Western press. But
Reason Foundation Senior Analyst Shikha Dalmia notes that Isra will
mostly be a figure head who will use her British-accented English
to recite narrow talking points crafted by Hamas’ Islamist
patriarchs. Hence, notes Dalmia:

This 23-year-old British-educated, divorced mother of a toddler
girl is unlikely to do much for the Palestinian struggle against
Israel, as Hamas
wants. She will, however, be great for the struggle of Muslim women
against Islamic repression.

 Go
here
to read why.

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Why a Powerless Female Figurehead Might Still Cure Hamas’ Misogyny: Shikha Dalmia in TIME

Hamas, the militant Palestinian group that rules over Gaza,
picked Isra al-Modallal, a woman, as its spokesperson forPalestinian Women the
first time ever to spruce up its image in the Western press. But
Reason Foundation Senior Analyst Shikha Dalmia notes that Isra will
mostly be a figure head who will use her British-accented English
to recite narrow talking points crafted by Hamas’ Islamist
patriarchs. Hence, notes Dalmia:

This 23-year-old British-educated, divorced mother of a toddler
girl is unlikely to do much for the Palestinian struggle against
Israel, as Hamas
wants. She will, however, be great for the struggle of Muslim women
against Islamic repression.

 Go
here
to read why.

from Hit & Run http://reason.com/blog/2013/11/12/why-a-powerless-female-figurehead-might
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