My homeboy, @theisaacblakemore, sent me this pic this morning. He often listens to me bitch about dudes on IG who randomly send me dick pics on Kik. Slapdicks, for the record, unless you can tie your dick into a giraffe like a party balloon, we don’t care. And it’s really weird when you send them with no context. Stop doing it. It’s not hot. At all. And your personality obviously sucks if you have to rely solely on your dick for entertainment purposes.

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My homeboy, @theisaacblakemore, sent me this pic this morning. He often listens to me bitch about dudes on IG who randomly send me dick pics on Kik. Slapdicks, for the record, unless you can tie your dick into a giraffe like a party balloon, we don’t care. And it’s really weird when you send them with no context. Stop doing it. It’s not hot. At all. And your personality obviously sucks if you have to rely solely on your dick for entertainment purposes.

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