Smartest Girl Scout Ever Selling Cookies Outside a Medical Marijuana Dispensary

This genius San Francisco Girl Scout came up with the brilliant
plan to take advantage of the munchies for fun and profit.
Mashable.com reports:

Looking to drum up some new business, 13-year-old Girl Scout
Danielle Lei and her mom set out for a San Francisco medical
marijuana clinic on Monday, armed with boxes of Tagalongs, Dulce de
Leches and other cookie varieties she and other scouts sell
annually.

Any patients at The Green Cross with the munchies didn’t stand a
chance. In two hours on President’s Day, Danielle sold 117 boxes
outside the clinic — people gobbled up all her Dulce de Leches and
blazed through the Tagalongs. According to her mother, Carol,
that’s 37 more boxes than what she sold during the same two-hour
period outside a small Safeway the next day.

Danielle will be back in front of the Green Cross this Saturday,
from 4 to 6 p.m., hawking her wares again. 

In related news, a
Google image search for “girl scout marijuana” just revealed to
me that there is a strain of marijuana called Girl Scout Cookies.
No word on whether the scouts will be adding “magic cookies” made
with this particular variety to their inventory anytime
soon. 

Also, God bless America.