Ukraine’s First Casualty in Russian Conflict, New Christie Scandal Emails Disclosed, White House Pastry Chef Quits: P.M. Links

Ukraine’s interim prime
minister
stated that Russia has pushed the Crimean crisis “from a
political to a military stage” and has committed “war crimes”
following the killing of a Ukrainian serviceman today.
Newly disclosed emails indicate that Gov. Chris Christie’s
(R-N.J.) campaign manager was “in
the loop” about the George Washington Bridge scandal as it took
place.
The White House’s top pastry chef is leaving the job, and

Michelle Obama is “partly to blame” for pushing him to make
healthier foods, according to the New York Times.
The Department of Commerce
announced yesterday that it will relinquish some “key Internet
domain name functions to the global multistakeholder
community.”
A news helicopter taking off near the Space Needle in Seattle

crashed today, injuring one person and killing two others.
The Los Angeles Times was the first to report on
yesterday’s earthquake in California,
because a robot wrote and published the story in three minutes.
Whelp, it’s been nice knowing you.