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BANZAI7 NEWS–A FISHERMAN got the shock of his life when he hauled in a giant, prehistoric-looking TBTF snapping douche turtle while out catfishing.
Oklahoma man Don Hurl was fishing when the 45kg snapping douche grabbed his line. With the help of friend Kenneth Lay, he reeled it in and hauled the creature into the boat.
A stunned-looking Hurl posed for photos with the snapping douche, which are also known as “statist shit-for-brainers” because of their large heads.
They were then ordered by Attorney General Eric Holder to release the massive snapping shit for brainer back into the water unharmed.
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