A.M. Links: McDaniel a Sad Panda After Senate Loss, Jon Stewart Says IRS Is Criminally Incompetent, Disfigured Children Actually Welcome in KFC (Hoax Alert)

  • Thad CochranLongtime Mississippi Sen. Thad
    Cochran

    prevailed
    over his more conservative Tea Party
    challenger, state Sen. Chris McDaniel, in a closely watched
    Republican primary contest on Tuesday. Assuming that he wins the
    general election in November, Cochran will return to Congress to
    serve a seventh term that he

    barely wanted
    . Thanks, democracy.
  • Remember that story about the heartless KFC employees who
    kicked a little girl out of the restaurant because her ugly face
    was allegedly disturbing customers? Well,

    it’s not true
    . The family of three-year-old Victoria
    Wilcher initially maintained that a Jackson, Mississippi, branch of
    the popular food chain had treated the girl—who was recovering from
    a pitbull attack in which she had lost an eye—cruelly. But
    investigators found no evidence that the incident ever occurred.
    KFC has decided to contribute $30,000 to the girl’s medical bills,
    anyway. Those evil corporations, at it again.
  • In the wake of recent developments in the IRS scandal,
    Jon Stewart

    assailed
    the agency as “totally incompetent” and
    bordering on “criminal idiocy” on his latest show.
  • Queen Elizabeth visited the set of HBO’s “Game of
    Thrones” and

    somehow resisted
    the malevolent call of the Iron Throne.
    She shook hands with cast members and producers but declined to sit
    in the ultimate seat of royal power. Long may she reign, in any
    case.
  • Robert Morris University-Illinois has
    added League of Legends
    as a varsity sport.

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