Irish Bookie Takes Bets On Trump’s Inauguration Skin Tone; “Burnt Orange” Is A Long Shot At 12/1

Proving you can place bets on just about anything, the Irish bookie, PaddyPower, is making markets on several inauguration-related events ranging from the color of Donald Trump’s skin at the swearing in ceremony to the color of Melania’s dress to the likelihood of Julian Assange and Vlad Putin making an appearance.

Of course, the “Inauguration Skin Color” has drawn a lot of attention with “Tiger’s Eye” and “Deep Saffron” being the clear favorites while “Mahogany” and “Burnt Orange” are the long shots.

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Meanwhile, you can also place odds on whether the new President will say a number buzz words and catch phrases during his speech.  We all know that Trump’s slogan of “Make America Great Again” is a near certainty while “Grab her by the Pussy” and “Golden Shower” are understandably long shots at 500/1.

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You can also place your bets on inauguration attendees with Hulk Hogan leading the favorites and the Dalai Lama and Bono near the end of the list.  Meanwhile, wagers placed so far seem to indicate that Vlad Putin and Julian Assange are more likely to attend then we would have thought.

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Place your bets!

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