Fiscal End-Times: White House Not Able to Fix Up Bowling Alley

The White House has opted not to renovate
its bowling alley after all—a tell-tale sign of the
moral decay of our once great nation.

The bowling alley, which is reportedly nigh unusable
(unbowlable?) due to its shamefully “chipped lanes and worn-out
shoes,” has not been fixed up in 15 years. Post-9/11 America has
never had a respectable White House bowling alley. Now it never
will.

Media scrutiny (read: sabotage) of the proposal to spend money
on a fancier bowling alley—at a time when government purports to be
cutting back—ultimately doomed the renovation, according to

The Washington Times.

Without a better alley, how will President Obama improve his
abysmal bowling game? Answer: he won’t. Woe to the American
people.