Russia Agrees To “De-Escalate” in Ukraine, Rob Ford To Run Again, More Federal Regulations Than Ever Before: P.M. Links

Russia’s foreign minister
announced today he and other diplomats in Geneva reached an
agreement to “de-escalate”
the situation in Ukraine and “all illegal armed groups must be
disarmed.” This may come as a relief to Jews, considering
pro-Russian militants are
reportedly telling them to “register” or else they’ll lose
their citizenship (but it might just be the world’s worst
hoax).
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is
running again (not literally). He kicked off his re-election
bid today.
The federal government really outdid itself in 2013. The number
crunchers at the Competitive Enterprise Institute say the feds
produced a total of
26,417 pages of regulations—a new record!
A North Dakota district judge overturned the state’s law that
prohibits an
abortion after a heartbeat can be detected.
The Portland, Oregon, Water Bureau is flushing
38 million gallons of reservoir water after a teenager peed in
it.
Your baby could be a racist, suggest researchers from the
University of Washington who studied how little ones change their
behavior around different ethnic groups.