In the United States, it has probably never
been safer to be a kid. There’s no lead paint on the wall, fun
metal slides have been replaced by scratched plastic crap that even
wax paper can’t get up to dangerous speed, and crimes against
children have plummeted.
So why is Los Angeles County fretting over an infestation of
pervy, Aqualung-ish
ice cream vendors?
Yesterday, the Board of Supervisors
approved a motion pushing for background checks on business
license “applicants whose businesses regularly interact with
children.” The motion specifically singles out peddlers of
creamsicles and other cold, sweet treats as nefarious threats to
the innocent youth. That, despite a lack of evidence that innocent
youths face much of a threat at all—and the dangers posed by
background checks themselves.
The motion by
Supervisor Don Knabe (PDF) reads, in part:
We should carefully scrutinize the background of any individual
who engages in a child-oriented business to see if he or she has
been convicted of crimes against children such as
molestation, pornography, abuse, or is a registered sex offender.
Ice cream truck vendors are a prime example of someone that
operates a business that caters to children as their primary
clientele, or at the very least provides them with direct access to
children who may not be in the company of an adult.
The dread scourge of ice cream vendors?
Knabe proposes that shifty-eyed would-be retailers of frozen
confections be run through Live
Scan—electronic fingerprinting—and checked against police and
FBI criminal records.
So what’s the harm if it will save just one child from
some would-be Mister Pervee?
Well…Criminal background checks aren’t perfect tools. Really,
they’re as fallible as any database, especially those run by
government employees. Last year, the
National Employment Law Project noted (PDF) that the FBI isn’t
so diligent about keeping its records current; about half of
records are missing final disposition information. That means they
reflect an arrest, but not whether a conviction resulted. As a
result of such flaws, “more than 600,000 workers a year were
potentially prejudiced in a job search as a result of the FBI’s
failure to report accurate and complete information.”
So, if LA County starts running background checks on everybody
who gets near a kid, there’s a good chance that more than a few of
them will be denied an opportunity to make a living for no good
reason. They’ll also be tainted as dangers to children.
All this, even as the Bureau of Justice Statistics reports
that “the overall rate of serious violent crime against youth ages
12 to 17 declined 77 percent from 1994 to 2010.” If you share
Supervisor Knabe’s specific concerns about sex offenders, it’s
worth knowing that “the rate of rape and sexual assault declined 68
percent.”
Fortunately, Knabe and company made the usual political move by
publicly announcing their concerns, and then skating the proposal
off for review by the Treasurer, Tax Collector, and County
Counsel.
Maybe it’ll stay frozen in bureaucratic limbo.