Legendary "Closing Dinner" Organizer Sage Kelly Quits Jefferies

Back in October, after reading the complaint of his ex-wife Christina Kelly (since retracted) describing in minute detail the daily life of her estranged ex-husband, we explained ‘Why Every Banker On Wall Street Suddenly Wants To Be Jefferies’ Managing Director Sage Kelly.” And as of moments ago, they have an even greater reason to want to be Sage: he will have all the cash from being a one-man party machine for his clients (allegedly) and none of the workload. Just out from Bloomberg:

  • JEFFERIES BANKER SAGE KELLY SAID TO RESIGN TO FOCUS ON FAMILY

What family? Just kidding. That said, well-played Sage and Jefferies (where bankers will no longer need to pee in a cup to prove the lack of narcotic substances in their body), because there is nothing like confirming it was all a bad dream by getting the hell out of dodge.




via Zero Hedge http://ift.tt/1z3SS9l Tyler Durden

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