Author Cory Doctorow provides a short work of fiction for the latest issue of Reason. A snippet:
Thank you for contacting Disher technical support. My name is May and I am pleased to help you with your Disher Experience!
Are you human?
That’s a rather personal question!
Let me talk to a human
I’d be happy to help you make your Disher Experience the very best one possible
Human
One moment please! Have a great day!
Thank you for contacting Disher technical support. My name is May and I am pleased to help you with your Disher Experience!
Are you human?
Yes sir. I am a live human operator. I am based in Charlestown, Nevis, at Disher’s own in-house support center. How may I help you?
My dishwasher won’t wash my dishes
Sir are you using Disher approved products from the Kitchen Store?
Yes
Sir I show that you have purchased a family starter set of Burberry Gentility dishes with the optional entertaining expansion pack and a cocktail party upgrade from the Disher Dubai store in June 2024. Are these the dishes you are using in your Disher Speckless?
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