The Oscar Winners (If Twitter Had It’s Way)

With all eyes dismally fixed on Eastern Europe and the esclating tensions between the world’s most powerful nations, we thought perhaps a little levity was appropriate. “Way To Blue” trawls the social media stratosphere of intellect and calculates a “desire to win” index that summarizes who we, the lowly members of the public, would most like to win the celebrated Academy Awards. It appears, in an odd coincidence to real-life, the debt-serfs of the world would most like to see “12 Years A Slave” win for Best Film.



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Nick Gillespie on Why Bitcoin – or Something Like It – Will Survive Bankruptices and Government Crackdowns

The shuttering on
Tuesday of Mt. Gox, writes Nick Gillespie,

hasn’t just left customers of the Japanese-based bitcoin
exchange panicked to the tune of about $300 million, it’s
instigated the latest round of comparisons to tulip-bulb
mania, sour anti-semitic rants from neo-Nazis, and “Is Bitcoin
Finished?” stories.

So: Is bitcoin finished? The short answer is no. And while I
explain why, think on this: If and when the end does come for
bitcoin, an internet payment protocol that only cranked up in 2008,
it won’t be because of cyberspace’s answer to bank
robber Willie Sutton undermining belief in a virtual
currency (ain’t they all virtual?), it will be because governments
around the globe are trying their damnedest to choke off a payment
system that allows people to cut out the middle man.

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Tyrone seeks ‘second act’ for empty Tyrone Elementary campus

Tyrone Elementary School is sitting vacant after being closed last year. But an effort that involves the town, the Fayette County School System, the Atlanta Regional Commission (ARC) and other stakeholders is unfolding in a way that could lead to a new use for the facility located on Senoia Road in the center of the town.

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Home protection course moves outdoors for practice

Senoia resident Sessily Hancock hones her outdoor shooting skills with the help of instructor Chris Hargrove as part of the recent home protection course offered to Senoia residents. For more information on future home protection courses, contact Crystal Boudreaux at 770-727-9273. Photo/ Special.

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US Equity Futures Open Down 1% – Erase Friday’s Melt-Up Close

Surprise! The pump on Friday afternoon has given way to the 5th 'dump' in 5 days as US equity futures have crumbled back top Friday's lows and are catching down to USDJPY's early weakness. Gold is up $10 at $1,338. It seems once again that stocks, despite all those talking heads on Friday afternoon so confidently explaining how Ukraine was priced-in, knew nothing…


USDJPY in charge…


As the "efficient" stock market catches down to reality./..


Charts: Bloomberg


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Two Explosions Heard In Crimea’s Capital Simferopol, BBC Reports

Several unconfirmed reports of two explosions being heard in Crimea’s capital, Semferopol were on the wires and now The BBC has confirmed,

A loud bang was heard about 23:10 local time (21:10 GMT), following by a smaller blast, BBC reporters in Simferopol say.

Reports vary from “didn’t hear any explosions” to Belbek Air Force is under Russian attack.


The BBC reports explosions:


But reports seem confused at best…



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The Good, Bad, & Ugly Market Implications Of A “Crimean” War

Submitted by Peter Tchir of TF Market Advisors,

The Crimean War

The Charge of the Light Brigade is from the Battle of Balaclava in 1854.  Conspicuously missing as any reference from that war was the Ukraine.  In fact, Crimea was effectively “gifted” to the Ukraine in 1954 by Khrushchev.  The Soviet Union had a strong policy of attempting to break up or at least dilute strong groups of a single, non Russian, ethnicity.

So the big problem today is that Crimea doesn’t look or feel Ukrainian, and it is home to one of Russia’s most important naval bases.  For many, this always seemed a recipe for disaster.

You lease cars, not crucial military bases.  Having said that I will admit to never fully understanding Gitmo, which is where the U.S. leases a Naval Base (or interrogation center) from Cuba where we are actually enemies.

So what does this all mean?

The “Best” Case – Independent Crimea
At this stage the “best” case seems to be a deal that creates an “independent” Crimea.  Russia can do some chest thumping and the West gives up relatively little that really they hadn’t given up before.

I don’t see this ending without an independent Crimea.  The situation went too far and there doesn’t seem any way to reconcile.  There does not appear to be much interest in the Crimea to remain part of Ukraine and Russia won’t stop agitating until it gets what it wants.

The Ukraine can get some gas concessions from Russia to save face.

I see that as the best case.  I am not sure it is the most likely case because it is difficult to determine if

1.      Will Russia be content to stop there?
2.      Will the Ukraine or NATO take steps to provoke Russia?

Let’s hope the best case occurs as it shouldn’t have a big impact on the lives of most people, even in the Ukraine, and the markets should remain pretty calm.

The Slippery Slope – Eastern Ukraine
Much of the Eastern part of Ukraine is Russian speaking.  Vitaly Fiks (the F in TF), was born in Odessa and spoke Russian not Ukrainian.  That is the norm.  Much of the heavily industrialized East has strong Russian connections.

The demonstrations have been spreading to cities in this region.

So will Russia be content with the Crimea?

This is where you have to think like a Russian.  I have seen a few articles on the subject that too many analyze Russia with a Western perspective and agree that is what leads to mistakes.  To think like a Russian is relatively easy.  Create a vodka-induced haze of pessimism where everyone seems out to get you and mix in a little anger and cruelty with a strong desire to persevere and win, and you have it.  Okay, that is a bit of an exaggeration, but do think about who are the players here:

  • A former colonel in the KGB (which I assume you don’t get to by being soft and naïve) who has managed to come out on top in a country of oligarchs.  The 0.01% in Russia do extremely well, are happy to flaunt it, and go to great lengths (legal and occasionally otherwise) to defend it. This is a hard man who is used to getting his way.
  • A constitutional lawyer who turned into a community organizer who can barely get people to agree not to default on our own debt.  He has a great ability to fundraise but seems tired of the job.
  • Then you have a woman who has been able to hold together the EU and shape it to suit her and her country.  She has done a great job of balancing internal and external pressure.  She is very smart.  She understands the mindset of the East having come from East German.  Frankly, I think she is the best hope, but she has been extremely quiet, and while cobbling together a bunch of central bankers has been difficult enough within the framework of the EU, putting together something, military or otherwise that gives Russia seems very difficult.

So the next biggest risk is a push into Eastern Ukraine and I think it is quite possible and there is a good lesson from Georgia on this one.

There Russia effectively pushed 10 miles further than they had to.  Then as part of their negotiations they conceded the territory from that last push and pulled back to the borders that they had wanted in the first place.

Why not push and see what happens?

This is our base case.  Russians will creep into Eastern Ukraine.  We expect a reasonably quick resolution that again leaves most people unaffected and can leave the markets calm.

This is where it gets a little more troublesome, at least for the markets.

Germany started with Austria and then moved into other primarily German regions of other countries prior to World War II really getting under way.  Small areas, not deemed essential I guess by the rest of the world, where many of the inhabitants seemed to welcome the change with open arms were allowed to proceed.

Belarus?  Belarus was one of the first to form part of the Soviet Union.  I have never heard a single Westerner suggest a visit to Minsk.  It is heavily Russian speaking, heavily industrialized, and struggling.  Is that next?

While Estonia and Lithuania seem to have re-emerged with strong nationalistic pride, that seems less clear to me in Latvia.  Is that another area where you could see the ethnic Russia’s try and create a situation that could be more to their liking?  It seems less likely than Belarus, but, we have moved from “likely scenarios” to where this could lead.

I don’t think the markets would respond well to Russia, which is resource rich, flexing its muscle in this format.  We don’t think this scenario plays out, but if Russia is allowed to encroach into Eastern Ukraine, expect growing fears of a Russian Anschluss to weigh on markets.

When the Cats Away, the Syria Will Play

Syria has not yet delivered all of its chemical weapons to the authorities.  From what I can tell, we are more in a lull than having seen any real resolution.

With all eyes on Russia, it could create an opportunity for Syria to cause serious problems. How could the U.S. go into Syria but leave Russia alone?  Why wouldn’t the Russians volunteer to help Syria?

This could happen in parallel with the events in the Ukraine and we don’t think the markets would be comfortable with this.

I think it is likely that we see some noise out of Syria and that will be negative.

The Enemy of my Enemy – Chinese Silence

China seems to be very quiet on the subject of Ukraine and territorial rights.  Maybe that is because China has no interest in the outcome?  Maybe it is because China isn’t aware of what is going on?  Those are both clearly not true.

Maybe China is watching the developments and deciding whether now is a good time to resolve their own territorial disputes.

It seems that China has been getting more aggressive in and around the islands that they have an ongoing dispute with Japan.

I doubt China does anything, but if they do, markets will be hit hard as that will put a question into global trade like we haven’t seen in years.

It doesn’t seem to be in Chinese interests to do anything, but then again, maybe they think there won’t be repercussions?

So we view this as unlikely, but will keep an eye out.

Other “Hot Spots”?

Are there other places, off our radar map, that might see this as an opportunity to be more aggressive?

Overall View

We remain bearish risk assets due to our view that they are overvalued.

At this stage we see very little from the Ukraine priced into the market, and with our best case that makes sense and even our base case (encroachment into Eastern Ukraine that is quickly and peacefully) resolved, the impact should be minimal.  Probably creates a little downside to the market but that is it.

As some of the other scenarios potentially come into play, whether in reality or perception, the risk to further downside in the market is significant.

Since we are already recommending being short based on the economy and the misperception of the Fed’s next steps, you effectively pick up the conflict for free.

With VIX being so low, picking up some downside protection makes a lot of sense here.


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US Official Claims 6,000 Russian Troops In Complete Control Of Crimea – Crisis Map Update

While the images and local news have been suggesting that Russia is in control on the Crimean peninsula, US officials (according to Bloomberg) have confirmed this:


Obama, Merkel, and Cameron are now on a conference call to discuss this “fact” and officials have just reported that US Secretary of State John Kerry will visit Kiev tomorrow (though we suspect not Sevastopol):






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Are You an Academy Awards Fashion Criminal?

Still depressed that
“Hangover 3” wasn’t nominated for Best Picture? Don’t worry. At
least you’re not an Academy Awards fashion criminal!

On Feb. 23, 2011, Reason TV looked at the push to extend
copyright protection to the creations of fashion designers. The
policy, had it been adopted, would’ve helped successful
fashionistas like Diane von Furstenburg, who supports a three-year
monopoly on new fashions.

But the Innovative
Design Protection and Piracy Prevention Act
would’ve hurt
bargain-hunters, while putting young designers under constant
threat of legal action.

The original text follows:

Say you don’t have the dough to add the fashions you see at
Sunday’s Academy Awards ceremony to your closet. If you buy
knockoffs instead, are you shopping smart or stealing?

Today it’s perfectly legal to copy whatever you see on the red
carpet and sell it yourself. To some, such as Diane Von
Furstenberg, this sounds a lot like theft. The former German
princess is one of the world’s most successful fashion designers
and she’s teaming up with Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) to push a
bill that would give designers a three-year monopoly on new

The whole point of intellectual property is to spur innovation,
and that, according to supporters, is exactly why the fashion
industry needs such a bill. Without tougher protections, they say
designers will have less incentive to create new looks.

But is the fashion industry really hurting for innovation? And
are top-tier designers like Von Furstenberg really getting ripped
off by bargain hunters? And even if they were, who’s to say whose
look is truly original?

Johanna Blakely of USC’s Norman Lear Center worries that the
relentless push for more intellectual property protection could
lead to a situation where big design houses lawyer up and sue young
designers. Designer Galina Sobolov, head designer and owner of
Single by Galina Sobolov, agrees.

“If this bill was in effect as we grew our company, we would
have faced probably millions of lawsuits,” says Sobolov, whose
designs have been worn by celebs such as Katy Perry and Rachel
Hunter. “And we would have never actually had a company.”

Approximately 6.30 minutes.

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